Courtney Stodden is in the studio to work on her upcoming album — because the world needs more deliciously awful music to rag on. It’s not bad enough that she’s married to someone who’s old enough to be her grandfather, but now she wants to inflict more of this crap she calls music onto the planet?
She has already tried the pop music scene, but when it chewed her up and spat her out, she married 51-year-old Doug Hutchison. Perhaps this was her endgame the whole time? She probably made a deal with Doug, that she would be his beard in exchange for a real chance at famewhoring and a record deal. When everybody knows her name, will she say that she rushed into her marriage too young?
In case you’ve missed out on Courtney’s wonderful talent, Don’t Put It On Me Girl totally speaks for itself:
We’re sure all of the mega producers in Los Angeles are just dying to work with her now, aren’t they? Still, she was recently spotted with her geriatric husband, going into a studio.
Of the studio time, she said, “It’s wonderful to be back in the studio again. People have been contacting me all the time asking when my next song is coming out.”
Maybe we all wanted the heads up so that we could purchase some earplugs in advance? Are you excited for Courtney to release an album?
Lydia loves reading and writing about all things celebrity. She’s a fan of True Blood and anything Charlaine Harris scribbles on paper. She’s Team Eric, in case you were wondering. She loves vampire movies, but you wouldn’t catch her going near Twilight. (Vampires do NOT sparkle!) She loves all music, except for country and will play the same song over and over incessantly. Seriously. Please put the Culture Club CD away already.