Newsflash! This just in. Ha. Teen bride Courtney Stodden was found to have real, natural breasts! The 17-year-old famewhoring personality underwent a sonogram on Dr. Drew’s show, Lifechangers, to determine whether or not she’s had work done.
Surprisingly, she was found to be all natural by the doctor who performed the procedure — in front of a live audience.
What kind of world do we live in that this kind of thing makes the news? Can we all sleep better at night knowing that Courtney Stodden’s boobs are not fake? I know I will. Ha.
Check out the video:
We’re sure that she and her 51-year-old AARP card carrying husband, Doug Hutchison, are still gunning for a reality show. It’s official — Idiocracy, here we come.