Now that the rumors surrounding Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s marriage is on the rocks, the National Enquirer is reporting that Demi is involved in a “suicide shocker”! Nuts!
Demi and Ashton have been keeping mum on the reports of their marriage troubles, but most recently, Demi stepped out on the red carpet for her new movie, Margin Call, wearing her wedding ring. Is that telling? She was alone, though.
According to the Enquirer, the humiliation has pushed her to the brink. They’re also reporting that her ex-husband, Bruce Willis, has rushed to her side. I don’t know how much of this I believe, considering that it wouldn’t be on the cover of the Enquirer if she were trying to commit suicide. Also, we would think that she would be hospitalized on a 51/50 hold if she were suicidal.
We’re looking forward to seeing whether or not she’s on Twitter today, because suicidal people don’t tweet, do they?
Also featured on this week’s cover is Rosie O’Donnell’s “big fat lie!” Apparently, her new girlfriend’s father is ratting out some news about the couple to the tabloids. In addition to that, they’re reporting on Johnny Depp’s “drunken collapse” and baby Lisa Irwin and what her mother told the cops.
Is that enough to make you want to pick up this week’s Enquirer?