Dr. Pepper tries to pry Chinese Democracy out of Axl Rose’s hands

I know, I know…Axl Rose is hideous, why do you think I didn’t show you this picture before you had your breakfast? You’re welcome.

Apparently, Dr. Pepper thinks it can twist Axl Rose’s arm so that he’ll release Chinese Democracy sometime between now and death this year.

They are offering a free Dr. Pepper to everyone in America if the plan comes to fruition. Everyone except Slash and Buckethead, that is.

I don’t think he’ll release it this year…..and by the time he does, we aren’t going to care.

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