In case you hadn’t heard, Fiona Apple was busted in Sierra Blanca, Texas for possession of marijuana and hashish. It’s a spot where several celebrities have had their tour buses stopped and searched. Still, during her first show after her arrest, she said that the people in jail were nice to her — for the most part. She said that there were a few exceptions to that rule, however, and she had something to tell them.
On stage Friday, she revealed, “Most of the people were very nice to me. They are four of you out there and I want you to know that I heard everything you did. I wrote it all down with your names and everything you did and said stupidly thinking that I couldn’t hear or see you.”
She went on to say, “I got two lockboxes. We’ll call them holding cell one and holding cell two. In holding cell one is the encoded version of the s*** that you did and I know is inappropriate and probably illegal. In holding cell two is the decoder.”
She said, “I’ll f***ing make you famous anytime you ask and I’ll open those boxes. Til then, stay in your f***ing holding cell.”
Fiona added that the “guy who runs the jail” was nice to her, but she didn’t want to say his name because he didn’t want to be famous. To him, she apologized for being “attitudey”.