File this one under: That didn’t take long! According to the latest gossip, George Clooney has finally split up with his girlfriend and arm candy, Stacy Keibler. Was there mention of marriage, babies or any other kind of commitment? One has to wonder…. From The Sun:
GEORGE CLOONEY is back on the market.
The actor and STACY KEIBLER have split after deciding their relationship wasn’t going anywhere.
A source said: “They knew it was never going to end in marriage or babies and Stacy does want kids and a husband in the next few years.”
George softened the break-up blow by giving the former wrestler an apartment and a load of jewellery.
That was probably to avoid getting clotheslined.
Well we all kind of saw that one coming a mile away, right? We knew it wasn’t going to last forever. Anyone going into any kind of relationship with George Clooney has to know right off the bat that he does NOT want children — nor does he want marriage. He wants to dress you up like a Barbie doll, make you famous, treat you like a queen and then leave you. Where’s the harm in that, right ladies?