This whole Heidi Montag/Real Housewives drama started when Heidi tweeted, “Watch out Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Here comes Heidi.”
Bravo executive Andy Cohen commented that he would rather die than have her on the show. Well, maybe not die, but it wasn’t nice, either. He said, “Professionally, I’m not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here. That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab…knives into my own eyes than see her on this network.”
He went on to say, “But good news, Heidi, you’re on my show tonight…because you’re the Jackhole of the Week.”
When the LULZ hit the internet, Heidi got offended — even though the only thing that she was seeking from this was publicity. She has taken the whiney approach, saying that he’s basically picking on her.
She said, “Andy’s tasteless remarks were hurtful and completely unnecessary. I was simply being playful. I’m well aware I’m not the right demo for that show, but Andy Cohen took it to a malicious place. I have always been a fan of the Housewives franchise and I don’t appreciate being bullied.”
And we can’t stop laughing. Eight shiny gold stars for Andy, he’s our newest hero. If Heidi needs a job, then she needs to hit HotJobs.com and find something that she can do well…I hear the Hilton might be hiring cleaning ladies.