It’s that time of the year again, when the celebrity death rumors have gone into full effect. Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has become the latest target in online rumors.
We haven’t heard exactly how his death was supposed to have happened, perhaps death by Playmate sex? Just kidding, we know he’s old. Thankfully, Hef took to his official Twitter page to clear up any speculation.
He tweeted, “The rumors of my death are, as Mark Twain observed in a similar situation, greatly exaggerated. I’m very much alive & kicking.”
He went on to reveal, “I’m lying in bed next to Shera with a big smile on my face, reading tweets about my unexpected demise.”
At least he’s got a good sense of humor about it. We’re glad to report that Hef is still with us. We’re sure his death would have had something to do with Crystal leaving him. People do die of broken hearts, you know. Or maybe Holly can fix that for him? We always did like her better.