Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant?

Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant?

Now that the news is out that Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kris Humphries, we have to wonder if she’s knocked up by him. Seriously. She’s been married before and was spotted with Gabriel Aubry and Kanye West right before dating Kris.

They’ve only been dating for six months and the guy has already popped the question?!??

And this is not to say that a girl can’t get engaged to be married out of love, but we’re curious…. Why the rush? There’s plenty of time to get hitched, isn’t there?

She dated Reggie Bush for a long time and the idea of marriage didn’t come up. Besides all of that, is Kris insane? He plopped down a whopping two million for her ring and it’s 20.5 carats. Holy crap, that’s huge.

Is that a ploy to throw everyone off? Perhaps it’s a bonus because she’s knocked up? We have so many questions. Aren’t you curious?

In the photo of them on the cover of People magazine, both of their hands are on her belly. Is there a baby in there? Do you care?

Inquiring minds wanna know!!

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  2. I love kim May 27, 2011 / 12:48 AM

    KIM
    K, SUPERSTARI am 30 years old and act like a vain and
    self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess,
    but I became an anal porn star but I still think I am a princess. My
    body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks,
    nose, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a
    plastic surgeon. The reason why my hair is beautiful is because its
    fake. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE
    because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like
    a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi.
    Until 2007 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I
    will deny it forever. My pimp mother, Kris, fvcked the pool
    boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of
    the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed
    Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my
    pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me.
    Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling
    the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people
    will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake;
    and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is
    fake.Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was
    the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5
    million to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the
    leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for
    distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what
    happened! I am just waiting for him, and many more, to come out and
    reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time
    because I lack intelligence, class, dignity, self-respect, elegance,
    and morals. I really am a very dirty woman.My ex husband
    Damon Thomas whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas publicly
    called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery
    addict, a backstabber (to my family), and a cheater. I have no real
    friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come
    my way for fame. I am currently using social medias to snake my way
    in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show
    up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at
    all to attend. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call
    the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but I’m
    too cheap to buy their lunch like she does.

    I
    am 25% iranien and 25% Turkish but armenian sounds better. My
    ancestors were Muslims.I have NO talent what so ever. I was
    thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work
    out video that clearly shows I have never worked out in my life. I
    did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse
    to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my horrendous performance in
    the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as
    well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and
    pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical, tone deaf, four
    year old who wants a cookie from Grandma. Anybody who don’t like me
    for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or
    jealous!We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls, and I
    alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their concept. I
    pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. I only
    care about myself. I tried to fvck over children by selling them an
    insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. It was unfortunately
    taken off the market after 1 week under threat of legal action from
    several states. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids with
    glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet &
    exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me. I
    Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit
    card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from
    the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs.
    Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and
    designers. I don’t even know how to sew on a button or sketch
    anything. But I call myself a fashion designer. The logo on my
    perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley
    Bertin.For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my
    fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would
    be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who
    wanted to spare me shame. This is how much my «fans» value and
    missed me.I have never been single because I am to scared to
    spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my
    grand children sits on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star
    because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say.I also
    love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for
    any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan
    Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon,
    Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie
    Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies
    ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was
    only into black guys) Kanye West, and soon Kris Humpries; are just a
    FEW of the men that have ALL fvcked, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped
    me. They know that I am trash and that brings their reputations down
    to the gutter with mine. I will fvck anyone for publicity. I have had
    many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris
    too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

    I
    am the worst «rolemodel» that has ever walked this planet.

    I
    am a huge shame for the armenian people.I am a national and
    international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get
    famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and
    I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide
    world!I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar

    • Anonymous May 31, 2011 / 7:39 PM

      Why don’t you tell us how you really feel? LOL

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