Jessica Simpson isn’t the brightest crayon in the box, so we’re not expecting her to spill her guys on the subject of rocket science anytime soon.
There is one subject she knows (her dad, too): Boobs. On the subject of HIS DAUGHTER’S BOOBS, Joe Simpson previously said, “Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”
Apparently since, she has learned the value in not “covering those suckers up”, because she’s now using her assets to get her out of trouble.
She said, “There’s no way to hide them as much as you want to bandage your boobs down. Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets: Show the girls and give a wink!”
Holy crap, I think the world is really going to end.