Jessica Simpson wants to show wedding day cleavage

Jessica Simpson wants to show wedding day cleavage

Well, here’s a shocker. Jessica Simpson is said to be walking down the aisle by the end of the year, so in true Jessica fashion, she’s already talking about showing off the “girls”.

She is in the middle of discussing wedding dresses, but she’s sure to pick one that enhances her best quality…her brains boobs.

She said, “I like my collar bone. I have a long neck, so I like to show off my decolletage. I haven’t really thought about the color. But I do like the romantic feel of a lighter color.”

And don’t be fooled, this dimwit also uses her girls to get her out of parking tickets. Perhaps she’s smarter than we give her credit for? Noooo, it couldn’t be.

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