Now that Jennifer Aniston is happily moving in with her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, we’re hearing something from the peanut gallery AKA her ex-boyfriend, John Mayer. Figures.
Apparently, he’s so distraught with regret that he’s eating like a broke college student. A pal of his reportedly said, “She was the one who got away. He’s definitely not thrilled to see Jen in so many photos with a new guy – especially one who is a cooler version of him.”
HA. A cooler version. His “pal” did NOT say that. If he did, then that dude needs to turn in his friend card, immediately. Celebitchy has more:
Now spending his time gorging on pizza bites, Hot Pickets and Smucker’s Uncrustables while writing new tunes in his home in L.A.’s Pacific Palisades, Mayer, 33, is ahem, heavy with regrets. “He’s just eating microwave food and getting chunky,” the pal adds of Mayer, who had notoriously held an impromptu street press conference to discuss an initial split with Aniston in 2008. “Seeing Jen happy now isn’t easy. He cared about her more than any of his other girlfriends.”
Too funny. I’m sure he’ll find some famewhore that’s willing to give him some comfort. Elisabetta Canalis is free.
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