Justin Bieber thinks he could own the Jonas Brothers

In this corner, teen professional wanker Justin Bieber. And on the opposing side, ALL of The Jonas Brothers. Wait what? All three? One question Justin. Are you high? You are as small as my little brother and your so called “good punch” isn’t going to “take on all three”.

If you think you’re going to take on The Jonas Brothers (even the one with the purse) you’re going to have to bulk up more. My little sister could beat you in a fight and she’s eight. Personally I think you should think about not making jokes you can’t back up. So good luck with that.

What do you think? Who do think would win in this epic cat-fight? Idiot? Or the three idiots?

Justin Bieber thinks he could own the Jonas Brothers was last modified: July 6th, 2014 by EarsuckerStaff
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  • Joe Jonas’s girl

    First thing don’t call them idiots. The writer of this article should watch out what they say about the Jonas Brothers. The writer should watch out who they write about and who sees it. The writer doesn’t know who they’re messing with me an obssesed Jonas fan. I have OJd. Obssesive Jonas disorder. And I’m proud of it.Justin can’t own them. Justin’s sister can’t fight them. There shouldn’t be any fights. But if there was one I think the Jonas Brothers can beat up Justin and his sister. I can’t stand him. He should be called Justin Beaver.

    • BieberBabe

      wow, why would justins little 3 year old sister fight anyone? you are seriously screwed up, the jonas brothers suck and their not nearly as famous as justin. and justin beaver? yea your fucking dumb

      • Mee

        JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUKEN DIM BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Mee

          I agree with you!!!jONAS BROTHERS 4 EVER!!!!!!!

          • miaka

            goooo jonas brothers. especially joe. justin is goin downnnnn!!!!, baby

      • agirl

        niceee!

      • miaka

        um… justin isnt half as famous as the REAL JB!!! jonas brothers r loved by ppl from all ova da world

    • tynne

      justin beaver? how creative.. did you you stay up all night for that one?

      • faisl

        SHUT UP BITCH GO BUY JUSTIN a BRA

    • agirl

      justin beiber's sister is like 4…your point?

      • lonieeeeep =)

        i know right!

  • Hi hello there

    Justin would win, hands down, because he's not gay. Yes, I know one of the Jonas Brothers got married. He's still a fag. Justin isn't a fag, he just seems like one. And strength isn't always power. He's got a billion fangirls on him, too. Wayy more then the Jonas Brother. So I'm all over team Justin.

    • joehoe

      obviously your stupid..

    • loser

      Shut the hell up you dum bitch!!Jonas brothers will win!!!!

      • miaka

        goooo jonas

  • I<3JDB

    Justin Bieber is definetly better then the jonas brothers! hes way more talented, and hotter ;)

    • miaka

      jonas rocks, justin sucks. get ova it!!!1

  • fuck it

    well, i personally think justin beiber is more talented then the jonas brothers singing wise, but when it comes to making music the jonas brothers win…….sorry jonas stans but joe cant fucking sing, and all kevin does is play guitar (anybody could do that). TEAM BEIBER BITCHEZ!!!!

    • JbGirls4ever

      Stupid Bitch the Jonas Brothers Win Hand Down. Anybody can play guitar !sure??? What about beiber anyone can have that same haircut and crappy voice to ok?So Shut up dum bitch!

      • agirl

        really? because the jonas brothers all have to be a little too old to still be in "teen magazines". seriously? they're like thirty already and dont need to be in a brother group anymore. they are all a bunch of grown men, who need to grow up and stop pretending that they're justin bieber, because NEWSFLASH, bieber is in, "jobros?" are out…for good. the jonas brothers will suck until the day justin bieber isnt alive anymore. cuz hun, this is the Bieber Nation…and we dominate! and do the jonas brothers have a nickname? what was that? was that a "no"? well, that's right, because the biebs will pwn the jonas brothers til the end of time. and see, i replied all that to you without using ANY trashy language…truth hurts though, doesn't it? yea, it does.
        hot wheels! BEAT THAT!

        • FAISL

          is that so u little bitch
          FYI the oldest jobro is 23
          AND the own little biebers fag face
          JONAS RULLES
          so get over it BITCH

      • miaka

        goooo jonas. go 2 hell justin

    • agirl

      right on!

  • Django

    By the way the writer who said justin could beat jonas brothers she said her sister can beat justin bieber uop not justin b. Sister she's only three what idiots plus jonas brothers are gay they suck but joe is cute but justin b is cuter better and has a better voice so sry jonas fans but they suck

    • miaka

      um… get lost…. jonas brothers bloody rock. justin cant stand a chance!!! gooo jonas bros

  • erica

    what the fck is wrong with you ppl. Jonas brothers barely exist anymore. One sixteen year old kid became ten times more famous than 3 jonas bros so tht clearly tells us that JB clearly has it all

    • agirl

      exactly! thank you. what people dont realize is that justin bieber probably cant FIGHT them…but when it comes to who sings better, who dances better, who's just better in general, and isnt 40, its justin! also, how can they even say justin is LESS popular than the frickin jonas brothers! r they JOKING?! like u said, the jonas brothers barely exist anymore now that justin bieber has gained popularity.

      • miaka

        justin sucks get ova it. at least jonas hit purberty and theyre not 12, besides, nick is 17 and joe is 20. joe is the hottest man in the world. justin is the ugliest little girly thang u will ever seee

  • JONAS4EVER

    ok justin bieber has some good songs but he doesnt even wright them!!! the jonas brothers wright their own songs and songs for other people the jonas brothers seem to be almost 3 feet taller then justin and the jonas brothers are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more famous then justin, he is only famous in the u.s and canada i bet if you went the england most people wouldnt have a clue who he is and almost every person in the world knows who the jonas brothers are justin looks hot some times but if you really look at him he isnt that hot and their are sooooooooooo many other hot guys in the world than just him and the jonas brothers look hot 24/7 all 3 of them so the jonas borthers would win cuz justin is probably as tall as me and im only 5 '4 so they would take him in like one second even if i liked justin better i would know that the jonas brothers would win it's called COMMON SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!

    • JonasGirl4life

      Thank you!!!All you said was True!Jonas Brothers are known all over the world!! Jonas brothers so write there music and put there thougts and feelings and justin just sits there and has someone else rht them..Jb 4 Life! Ur Awsome!!!Much Love!

      • miaka

        eeeeek ur totally rite!!!! goooo jonas. they r hot, super nice, not 2 ova themselves and their songs r awesummmm!!! justin fans go 2 hell, oh and dnt forget 2 take justin with u

    • miaka

      every single word u said is corrrect!!! goooooo jonas brothers!!!

  • NotaMoronLikeu

    Led. Zeppelin. Period.

  • jonasfan

    i love the jonas brothers justin bieber sucks he doesnt even write his own songs so fuck off u little brat u will never be as good as the jonas brothers.

    • agirl

      NO ONE NEEDS TO HERE THIS STUPID SHIT ABOUT THE DOUCHE BAG, BAD DRESSER, UGLY, BAD SINGING, NO TALENT, HAS BEEN, NEVER WILL BE EVER AGAIN JONAS BROTHERS! JONAS BROTHERS DONT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE WITH JUSTIN AROUND! LOOK AROUND HUN, JUSTIN BIEBER PLASTERED ON EVERY MAGAZINE COVER, AND YOU CANT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT SEEING HIS FACE! BELIEVE IT OR NOT, JUSTIN MADE A CAREER FOR HIMSELF…WHAT DID THE JONAS BROTHERS DO? NOTHING! BECAUSE THEY CANT SING! JUSTIN MADE A NAME FOR HIMSELF, A CAREER, A JOB, SOMETHING HE LOVES TO DO. HE ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING TO GET WHERE HE IS NOW. THINK ABOUT THAT.

      • miaka

        um… honey, u should do a little research be4 u open ur big mouth! jonas brothers will exist 4 evaa!! justin bieber doesnt write his own songs, ppl write them 4 him, thats how he became popular, anywayzzzz, his songs suckkkkk big time!! his voice is just *whine whine whine* like an ambulance. first time i heard him sing i thought it was a sick girl whose been eating soap all day!! the jonas brothers cannnn sing, they became famous cos of their awesummmm efforts and theyve got a career as well, dummy!! justin is sooo short, and ugly and whenever he flicks his gayyyy hair, i feel like pukin!!

      • faisl

        ohh just shut the fuck up u pathetic loser JONAS brothers own little justy fag face

  • JoBroHoe.

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG!! THAT MADE MY DAY! Justin you're so STUPID. there's THREE of them, and ONE of you. :')

    • miaka

      i couldnt stop laughin either. gooooo jonas

    • faisl

      i know rite that little brat is hilarious JONAS OWNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS fag face bieber

  • mRS. Nick Jonas :)

    Oh hell no the Jonas Brothers would wi hands down!! Justin's got a big ego, he doesn't even write his own songs and he looks like a damn girl & sounds like one 2!! The Jonas Brothers are wayyyy more talented AND hotter 2!! TEAM JONAS! :)

    • miaka

      eeeekkk!! ur totally rite, justin sucks ball everyday, goooo jonas. i luv u joe

  • jbloveus

    wow jonas all the way! justin dosent even right his own songs and if you actually listen to them their stupid other then the jonas brothers their songs actually are about real life not a fantasy… well anyways jonas pwns justin sucks!

    • miaka

      gooooo jonas, justin sucks. jonas all the way baby

    • Jeffrey

      they both suck so why are you all fighting over these morons who can't even sing in the first place?

  • agirl

    go beliebers! (:

  • 123

    I HATE THOSE FAG JONAS BROTHERS. SO. FKING. MUCH. JUSTIN BIEBER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT! YOU GOTTA ADMIT THAT! AND ALL YOU BIEBER HATERS CAN GO FCK URSELVES! NO ONE LIKES A LIAR! HAVE FUN KNOWING THAT UR WRONG!

  • miaka

    OMG!!! now im mad!!! justin bieber is a stupid 12 year old who doesnt write her own songs and she keeps on flickin her retarded hair, tryina look cool, shes also very ugly and arrogant. too over herself. her voice is 2 feminine even 4 a girl and ppl insult the real JB by comparing them 2 a bloody brat. justin, baby keep dreamin cos u'll never be as hot, talented, awesum, and cool as the JONAS BROTHERS!!!! gooooooo joe jonas, i luv him the most.!!!! and 4 the ppl who think that jonas doesnt have as much fans can go 2 hell, cos they have freakin millionsssss!! justin as sooo many haters cos shes soooo spoiled and even got arrested once. goooo team jonas!!!

    • Jeffrey Noble

      Jonas Brothers suck, too. Duh, Winning.

  • FuckThisShit

    This is completely stupid. I'm a Jonas brothers fan and I honeslty don't see why everyone is fucking fighting over this. Justin is saying hes friends with them and he dosent see why theres this massive shit fight between the fans and the hes goin and saying this shit. This is completely fucked. Both Justin and the Jonas Brothers are famous so why does it matter whos better. There famous which is really hard to do so who rwally gives a fuck? They've made it that should be good enough. I used to like Justin but I dont now because hes going around saying shit and getting big headed. Hes been famous for what 7 months and he prob wont be famous for much longer if he keeps this shit up. The Jonas Brothers have been majorly famous for 4 years and you know why?? Because they havent got big heads. Justin really needs to learn that the most important thing about him being famous is the music that hes making and being a good role model for all the fans that look up to him and at the moment hes not doing a good job at either of those things.

  • demi lovato lover

    seriously justin what are u gonna do hit them with ur purse u little girly girl
    my advice to u is shut the fuck up, man up a little bit,and go get ur self some heels u migit
    the jonas brothers are 100 times more famous popular and at least they have some male fans like my self who respect them
    +my 5 year old brother is more manly than u are so (JONAS brothers alll the way) BITCH

  • Go JoBros

    If justin thinks he can beat the jobros with those two toothpicks he calls arms I think he is highly mistaken. Jobros will mop the floor with his face.
    And as far is talent is concerned Jobros are much more talented….they are better singers and they made themselves! Justin just sounds like a lame lil girl.
    So Justin Neva Jonas Forever
    Go <3 JoBros <3

  • amy

    u no what the Jonas brothers have been sing a lot befor u Justin so i suggest u get over the Jonas brothers are going to kick your ass

  • chez

    HAHAHHAHa jonas brothers all the way xD 3 against one lmao!

  • chez

    even though i comented saying jonas would win cos they would there shouldnt be any fights and justin shouldnt be being mean about the jonas brothers they was the ones who helped him out before he got so called "popular" and this is the way he thanks them i dont thin any of them should be hating on eachother its not really fair on the fans

  • JB 4eva

    i think jonas brothers are the best thing to come out just like the beatles…. Justin Beaver is a fag that dresses in little skirts and dances like a Dumbass, He acts so cool but he just dances gay, he kind of has a wannabe michael jackson look to his dance and my opinion is that he can never beat three people who will and always be famous. justin has NOT got his own TV show. Jonas brothers are not up them selves like FREAKING justin DUMBASS… TEAM JONAS foreverrr and alwaysss and to all thoseee JB fans out there I JUST WANNA BE FRIENDS

  • Jess

    Justin beiber is sooo weak he could not even rip a piece of tissue paper. Jonas Brothers would cream him!! Justin Beiber needs a life and he is such a whimp. He is just trying to get publicity and make him sound better!! What a Jerk!!

  • SHIZ

    OHH GOD! Why does he think that he is better than the jonas brothers?? Okay then obviously he is threatened by the fact they ARE better than him. He is such a douch that thinks he's the shit and soo hot. Okay first of all The Jonas Brothers would win hands down. guess who makes more money? that's right the jonas brothers, justin bieber only makes 1/12 of what they make, The Jonas brothers are so much nicer, humble, sweet, they ACTUALLY HAVE manners. Justin bieber on the other hand is the opposite of all the things i said about the Jonas brothers. I mean think about it, if justin was actually humble would he come up with all this crap about out winning the Jonas brothers? No and its not like u see the jonas brothers coming up with all this shit….. THE JONAS BROTHERS>justin bieber.

  • Scarlett

    Listen Justin Bieber, You little piece of shit!! You couldn’t EVER replace The Jonas Brothers!! To ALL of the Haters out there, before you pass judgement or open your mouths about these TALENTED,GIVING,SONG WRITING,CHRISTIAN,NOT GAY, & YOUNG GENTLEMEN!! GET YOUR FACTS FIRST!! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE NOT FAGGOTS!! THEY COME FROM A CHRISTIAN FAMILY, WHO HAD NOTHING TO BEING THE STARS THEY ARE!! ALL I CAN SAY TO THE IDIOTS OF THIS WORLD,F*@K YOU!!! DID ANYONE EVER THINK THE BEATLES WERE FAGGOTS!!

  • Yamini Patel

    People – well
    firstly used your freaking brains
    how could one person take out 3 people
    not unless you were super strong and FYI – Justin Bieber is about as strong as an fly
    so derrrrrrrr
    gosh y;all are dumb freaking idiots like justin y'all are all just stuck up cowss
    ooooOOOh – freakin hell why are people even obbesedd with Justin Bieber
    i mean – hes freakin angingg
    :)

  • JonasFan96

    STOP FIGHTING!
    We all know the Jonas Brothers would win,
    and atleast they have MANNERS and are respectful and talented and write their own songs!
    Most of those people that "like" him are from Canada, and frankly i'm from Canada, but am not a fan, I just think Justin Bieber is a HYPED UP little kid who so needs to be taught a lesson by the Jobros!.
    Team Jonas forever <3333333333333333

  • Eby

    agirl u must be very stupid.. and all of u sayin thrash about d Jonas brothers are really stupid.. dose guys rock and were born 2 be winners.

  • emalee

    jonas brothers win cat fight.

  • honey

    okay people first of all jobros rock.they are TALENTED,CAN SING,WRITE THIER OWN SONGS,LOOK DAMN SEXY [especially joe],GOOD LOOKING,KIND HEARTED,ROCKING,ADORABLE,MANNERED,EXPERIENCED,CAN ACT,MAKE MY DAY,UNFORGETABLE,SWEET,KIND,WELL MANNERED,STYLISH,AMAZING …….and DOWN TO EARTH GUYS.they r really good at dealing with popularity .people they never had haters until this beaver kid came up.some girls liked him and supported him when he said stupid stuff about jobros.that how jo bro haters formed.for ur information justin does not have any of those qualities of jo bros. NOT TALENTED,SINGS LIKE A GIRL,CANT WRITE A SONG,LOOKS PUCKY,DUM BRAINED,SUKING,IRRITATING,MANERLESS,CANT ACT,SPOIL MY DAY,AND NEVER DOWN TO EARTH.COMMON EVERY ONE EVEN THOUGH A JOBRO GOT MARRIED THEY STIL HAVE LOYAL FANS AND IF JUSTIN GOT MARIED THAT GIRL WOULD GET @@@### BUY HIS FANS.he is geting popularity from wat like 7 months,jobros are famous for 4and half years.and justin fans sorry to say this but justin has no manners and has a big head.we will ALWAYS SUPORT JONAS BROTHERS REAL JB.UR TRUE FANS ARE ALWAYS HERE FOR U.sorry if i sounded rude but its true.

  • honey

    JUSTIN NEVER JOBROS FOREVER THEY ROCK. ATLEAST THEY WRITE THIER OWN SONGS [which we love]AND DONT SING LIKE A GIRL.justin looks 11 even though he is 16,sooooo skiny.joBROS ARE SMOKING HOT

  • kizzer

    you can say the they r a bich they r the bichist boys i now they r so bichist so justin beiber is so so so so so rit so to the boys that r so bichist boy that inow so by bichist

  • Catrina Hart

    Has anyone heard of this new kid Shotty Mayes he buzzin crazy right now and everyone is saying he is like the black Justin Bieber I watched his video and he is kind of hot
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0FvSSy9u2I