According to the latest issue of Globe magazine, the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, is suffering from sort of brain tumor crisis. From their report:
Prince William’s pregnant wife Kate is at the center of a tragic brain tumor drama. Word of her undergoing secret surgery exploded when guests noticed a three-inch scar on the left side of her head at a royal function. Only the new GLOBE has the shocking story that the Royal family is desperately trying quash.
We’re pretty sure that this whole claim is nothing but a load of malarky, so take this news with a grain of salt. They’re reporting that she had some sort of secret surgery and are asking whether or not the pregnant Princess will live long enough to see her baby grow.
Also in this issue, James Garner is a pothead and Mel Gibson is hooking up with a brand new mystery girl. I believe the James Garner part, because it’s pot — who gives a crap? They’ve also apparently got snaps of Mel and his flavor of the month.
Are you buying any of this? Sound off in the comments below!