Kesha Wants To Spank Harry Styles

Kesha Wants To Spank Harry Styles

Kesha is once again desperate enough to use the name of someone way more popular than her in order to draw attention to herself. It worked when she did it with Justin Bieberand it worked with Johnny Depp — so color us surprised that she’s using Harry Styles in a desperate bid for publicity.

The poptard reject says that she wants to spank the One Direction singer. Lovely, no?

When asked what she would say to Harry, she said, “Text me anytime. I could give you a little spank.”

It gets worse, in case you didn’t know. She revealed in an interview, “He’s a beautiful thing, isn’t he? I won’t eat him. I actually gave him an award at some show, so I got a little squeeze. It [his hair] smells like roses and tropical lotions mixed with butterflies.”

She added, “I’m an angel. I’m a virgin. I’m a virgin, yup. I’m saving myself for Harry Styles. I’ve met him briefly. He’s so cute, ah. I’m just a fan. I think he’s an attractive young man and that’s really all I can say.”

Kesha Wants To Spank Harry Styles was last modified: January 15th, 2015 by Jed Eckert
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