Kim Kardashian & Kanye West To Have A Commitment Ceremony

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West To Have A Commitment Ceremony

Since reality star Kim Kardashian can’t actually marry her rapper boyfriend Kanye West, they will have a commitment ceremony to seal the deal. Kim can’t legally tie the knot with anyone at the moment, considering that she is already bound to Kris Humphries for the time being. In fact, it is very likely that Kim will still be married to Kris when she pops out Kanye’s baby. How’s that for classy? And she calls themselves “America’s Royalty”?!? It’s more like America’s Trailer Trash….move over Honey Boo Boo.

Kanye really wants to make things official between them, but it’s an impossibility due to Kris’ death grip on their marriage. Still, to satisfy their urge for marital bliss, they’re doing the next best thing the only thing they can do at the moment — having a commitment ceremony.

According to “The Sun”, Kim and Kanye are borrowing a pal’s $15 million Malibu mansion for the wanna-be nuptials in as low-key of a ceremony that two famewhores could have. They will even go as far as wearing rings after the ceremony, but they just won’t wear them on their ring fingers. Of course that leaves room for them to pimp out the commitment ceremony on national television ($$$) and then sell the pictures ($$$$), followed by a real ceremony ($$$$$) and even more photo opps ($$$$$). We’re guessing Kris Jenner is seeing a metric ton of dollar signs at the moment.

Of course, the fake wedding will be followed by a fake honeymoon in Italy together. Of course, that’s where their son or daughter was conceived, so we’re guessing that’s why they opted to return there. No worries, “fans”, we’re sure to see photos of their traveling bonanza. We’re guessing that they will have their own photographer chasing them around for posed shots of her baby bump and everything else — all for sale to the highest bidder.

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