by Jed Eckert on March 14, 2012 | Comments Off
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are half naked again — peddling their wares for their new Kardashian Kollection line. You see, these twits have no real discernible talent, so they have to get naked — and Photoshopped to make waves.
Firstly, Kim looks mutated in her body and face — and that neck! They’ve obviously given the ginormous booty-ed star a back scoop and some plastic surgery via the airbrush tool. Did they use a body double for Kim? We know her butt would cover this entire ad if unleashed completely…so we’re not buyin’ it.
Khloe looks like an obvious caricature of herself. Why is everyone trying to make Khloe look like this amazing goddess? It’s not going to happen, people. Seriously. She’s got a fatter face than she appears here and just looks distorted. Khloe, why the Photoshop gods no like you?!?
Kourtney is the only one that looks somewhat normal here, except for the Jersey Shore fake bake that she looks to be sporting. Besides that, it looks like this picture was originally taken during her second pregnancy and they’ve just ‘Shopped the baby bump out.
What do you think of the new Kardashian Kollection Intimates ad? Does this make you want to run right out and buy stuff from their line?