Kris Humphries Got Everything He Wanted

Kris Humphries Got Everything He Wanted

According to the latest cover of Reality Weekly magazine, Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be ex-husband, Kris Humphries got everything he wanted! And what could that be? To finally talk about their highly publicized divorce?!?

From the magazine:

In this week’s issue: An exclusive look at Kris Humphries’ birthday bash, as he reveals that he finally has everything he wanted. Plus, the latest on The Bachelorette’s Ashley’s baby news, the scoop on Lisa Vanderpump’s butt implant controversy, and a look at Storage Wars’ Jarrod’s time in jail!

The magazine’s cover states that Kim is stunned and Kris has gotten a “huge payoff”. The cover says, “Surrounded by friends and family at his birthday bash, Kris parties like never before.”

Also featured in this issue the Bachelorette, Ashley Hebert and her fiancee J.P. Rosenbaum are having a baby. Simon Cowell is also featured in this issue, making the claims that he didn’t fire Paula Abdul. So did he or didn’t he? That’s what we want to know, because we were hoping to see her on the second season of The X Factor USA, but we were left bummed upon learning of her termination.

What does it all mean?