Kris Jenner Tries To Bribe Good Reviews From Critics

Kris Jenner Tries To Bribe Good Reviews From Critics

We just knew that Kris Jenner’s talk show, Kris was going to bomb. The entire premise sounded like a super cheap attempt to make Kris the next white Oprah. It was never going to happen and this critic of the momager’s lack of talent hit the nail right on the head.

A New York Post columnist by the name of Linda Stasi slammed Kris’ talk show and said that she should just “shut up”. In addition, she put Kris’ daughter Khloe Kardashian on blast, saying, “She has as much right having a talk show as her dopey daughter with no talent had being a host of the X Factor.”

After the review went live, Kris sent Linda a nice $325 sterling silver Tiffany ink pen along with a dozen Magnolia cupcakes. Along with that, a note was included that read:

Dear Linda,

Sorry you didn’t like the show. I’m still a huge fan of your column.

Love and blessings, Kris

P.S. When you think I’ve improved, maybe you will write a better REVIEW with this!

Linda promptly responded, “I cannot be bought – for a pen. A pen and pencil set, maybe – but just a pen? To improve your rating, Mrs. Kardashian-Jenner, either you somehow become interesting, which given the data seems as likely as the pope turning Jewish, or you do better with the bribes.”

We love this woman! Too funny! What do you think of her scathing review and response to Kris? Hit the comments and share your thoughts! She might as well just try to get North West on the show already, don’t you think?

Kris Jenner Tries To Bribe Good Reviews From Critics was last modified: July 23rd, 2013 by Noah Johnson
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