Life & Style Magazine: Kim Kardashian Speaks! ‘Why I Left Him’ (Photo)

Life & Style Magazine: Kim Kardashian Speaks! 'Why I Left Him' (Photo)

Holy crap, this is seriously getting to be Kim Kardashian mania today with all of the magazine covers taking on Kim’s divorce from Kris Humphries!

Don’t let her lie to you, though. You know she’s in Australia, looking on all of this going CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING! Did she sit down with all of the tabloids and sprinkle quotes to them? Or are they all just taking bits and pieces from her official website statement?

I guess Kris wants the ring back?!? What kind of douchebucket asks for the ring back after you’re already married? She’s probably going to sell that and use the proceeds to put with the money that she’s already got saved up, in order to purchase the rights back for her sex tape.

And Reggie Bush wants to get back together? Color me surprised…umm NOT REALLY. You see, we’re still of the mind that her marriage to Kris was a sham for the cameras and she was still hooking up with Reggie all of this time. He probably said that he wouldn’t get back together with her until her sex tape is off the market.

Just a guess, though. What do you think?

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