Is Lindsay Lohan turning into a witch?
According to the good folks over at the National Enquirer, Lohan is trying to enter a coven as a white witch. The tabloid reports that Lohan has “become obsessed with the occult and wants to be consecrated by a coven as a white witch.”
An insider told the publication, “She loves the idea of taking control of her destiny and wants to be able to do spells, make potions and read tarot and angel cards. She thinks it will help her guarantee more positivity and power in her life.”
If any of this were true, wouldn’t she have tried this a long time ago to reinvigorate her movie career? The tabloid makes the claim that she asked a white witch to cast a spell on her and that she landed her role as Karen in the West End production of Speed-The-Plow. The source said, “It worked, and now Lilo’s obsessed. She’s on a roll right now and wants to keep the momentum going. She thinks having these wacky talents will help.”
It’s all malarkey, plain and simple. Lindsay Lohan is not trying to become a witch, plain and simple. Otherwise, she would’ve worked some of that voodoo magic to not need the wonderful effects of Photoshop in order to take care of that extra bloat she felt she had.
What do you think? Would Lindsay Lohan be better off as a white witch, casting spells to get movie roles?