Upon hearing that Britney spawned baby #2 of the Spears/Federline clan, we all thought Britney was trying to save money on monogramming. Kid #1’s name being Sean Preston Federline, and as we all thought baby #2’s name to be Sutton Pierce Federline.
Alas, we stand corrected. The crumb-snatcher’s name is really Jayden James. Now can we all get back to our lives here? Really, was this that serious?!?