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National Enquirer: Angelina Jolie’s Accidental Drug Overdose! (Photo)

National Enquirer: Angelina Jolie's Drug Overdose! (Photo)

Angelina Jolie is once again gracing the cover of the latest issue of the National Enquirer, with the claims that she suffered from a drug overdose. It was an accidental overdose, of course.

At only 95 pounds, Angelina had an accidental overdose and had to call 911. She was apparently found unconscious and not breathing. According to the Enquirer, she and Brad Pitt are now trying to keep it under wraps.

Also in this issue is Kim Kardashian’s psoriasis getting worse. They’ve got the nasty photos that show her “disease” acting up. Gross, do you really want to see that when you’re out grocery shopping?!? The disease is bad, too.

Kim is in tears over all of the scabs and scales covering her body. Another thing she’ll famewhore out for money and attention, we’re sure.

They’ve also got the scoop on how John Travolta’s wife, Kelly Preston, really lost that 39 pounds….it was liposuction!

Also, Newt Gingrich is a sex addict…because those types have never occupied the White House before. But, like Herman Cain before him, a mistress is apparently coming out of the woodwork to tell all! Let’s hope he resigns and *someone out there* will “break” the news. In other news, Captain Obvious is nowhere to be found.

Photo Credit: National Enquirer

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