On the latest cover of the National Enquirer, they’re reporting on the weight battles in Hollywood.
On their cover photo, they show Ricki Lake, Oprah Winfrey and Demi Moore all battling issues with their respective weights. Apparently Ricki was “too fat” for her wedding dress??!? And this is after she lost all of that weight on Dancing With The Stars? Girlfriend looks good, if you ask us!
They are also claiming that Oprah is at 280 pounds and of course, Demi appears to be struggling to eat. She’s going through a divorce, nimrod, of course that stress alone is enough to mess with a woman’s eating habits.
On top of all of that, they are also claiming that Brad Pitt is raging at Angelina Jolie because she’s raising Shiloh as a boy. Apparently they didn’t get the memo that Shiloh is still going for that “Montenegro” look.
Also, there’s a “shocking tell-all” involving this season’s winner of DWTS, J.R. Martinez! There were “women, war wounds and WINNING!” Did they struggle to come up with that alliteration?!?? Enquiring minds want to know!!
Has Oprah really been ordered to diet or die? Did Natalie Wood have a sex secret? Will you keep wondering? Or is that enough for you to run out to your local grocery store and pick up this issue?