National Enquirer: Jennifer Aniston Collapses At News Of Brangelina Engagement (Photo)

Featured front and center on the latest cover of the National Enquirer is Katie Couric’s cheating scandal. Her “shocking love triangle” is destroying her family her secret hookups, lies and betrayal have all been revealed.

National Enquirer: Jennifer Aniston Collapses At News Of Brangelina Engagement (Photo)

But that’s not what caught our eye. Besides the news that Ryan O’Neal has four months to live, we centered on Jennifer Aniston’s reported reaction to the news that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have gotten engaged.

We reported two days ago that we knew that one of the tabloids would try to make it sound like Jennifer is angry because of their engagement news. Now, the Enquirer is not disappointing.

In the tabloid’s “Jolie-Pitt Wedding Bombshell”, they reveal that Jennifer “collapsed” when she heard about the news. The cover states that Jennifer never believed Brad would marry Angelina. They’ve got six children together, of course she knew that this was coming. We call BS.

Also featured is a juicy tidbit on the real reason why Britney Spears wants to be a judge on The X Factor. Apparently, she’s been eyeing Simon and his single status. We’re not buying that one, either, but it’s funny to think about. She did fake a British accent during her meltdown days, so we’re chuckling — but we don’t think this news is rooted in any facts.

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