National Enquirer: Kris Humphries: ‘Kim’s Butt Is Fake’ (Photo)

National Enquirer: Kris Humphries: 'Kim's Butt Is Fake' (Photo)

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries without so much as a thank you for the 72 days of famewhoring together. He was said to be blindsided by her Halloween divorce filing — but now, apparently, he’s getting some revenge!

And we’re cracking up! The National Enquirer reports that Kris is calling Kim’s butt fake! We totally called that a while back. But still, Kim got so fed up with the butt plumping reports, that she actually had her butt X-ray’ed on television to prove to her detractors that it’s one hundred percent real. Some still called BS, saying that she could have had actual fat injected into her fat behind.

But I guess Kris would know, wouldn’t he? He probably saw the cottage cheese on her fanny up close and personal….and he lived to tell about it!

Oh, Enquirer, never change.

National Enquirer: Kris Humphries: ‘Kim’s Butt Is Fake’ (Photo) was last modified: June 25th, 2015 by Jed Eckert
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