Ozzy Osbourne wants a funny funeral

Ozzy Osbourne wants a funny funeral

It’s way too early to be talking about Ozzy Osbourne’s funeral, but the Prince of Darkness says that he wants his family to celebrate his life when the time comes and not feel bad about his passing.

He said, “I don’t care what they play at my funeral; they can put on a medley of Justin Bieber, Susan Boyle and We Are The Diddymen if it makes ’em happy – but I do want to make sure it’s a celebration, not a mope-fest.”

He went on to say, “I’d also like some pranks: maybe the sound of knocking inside the coffin, or a video of me asking my doctor for a second opinion on his diagnosis of ‘death’. There’ll be no harping on the bad times. I don’t want my funeral to be sad. I want it to be a time to say ‘thanks’.”

Long live Ozzy! We hope this day never comes!

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