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This week, “People” magazine takes us on an in-depth look into the life of a princess as it details the life of Prince William’s wife Kate Middleton. The couple are in the middle of a tour of Australia and New Zealand in which they decided to bring along their nine-month-old son Prince George.

The magazine reports:

The choice to undertake the extensive journey to Australia and New Zealand, where the royal parents touched down with George Monday for a three-week tour, “is entirely their own,” William’s private secretary, Miguel Head, tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story.
Whether at home in England or on her first journey Down Under, Kate structures her life in a way that allows her to toggle between her royal duties and motherhood. “When she works in the evening, she spends the preceding day with George,” says a royal insider.
The princess also carves out time for romance with her husband of nearly three years. The couple is expected to spend two nights away from George while he remains in the care of new nanny Maria Teresa Turrion Borrallo.
“It’s not the future king and wife who will do as she’s told,” says a friend of the couple, “but a husband and wife in the modern world.”

Isn’t he just an adorable baby?

Kirstie Alley recently signed back on to be a spokeswoman for Jenny Craig and the “National Enquirer” is back at it again with their report that Kirstie has received the final ultimatum: “Diet or Die!”

Kirstie is reported to weigh 250 pounds per the magazine’s latest cover, but if that’s the case, she certainly doesn’t look like she weighs that much. According to the tabloid, her doctor gave her the shocking warning that could quite possibly save her life.

As you may know, Kirstie appeared on “Dancing With The Stars” where she appeared to have lost a significant amount of weight. Now, in lieu of her line of Organic Liaison products, she has gotten back in bed with Jenny in order to shed the excess weight.

Also featured in this issue is a cheating scandal involving Michael Strahan and the secret that legendary actor Mickey Rooney took to his grave.

Angelina Jolie and her fiance Brad Pitt are featured on the cover of the latest issue of “Star” magazine. On this week’s cover, we see Brad and Angie with their brood of six children and the magazine gives us an in-depth look on their bizarre world.

Apparently the magazine has spoken to one of the Jolie-Pitts’ nannies to reveal all of these exclusive details surrounding the couple and their big family. The tabloid reports that the children are not allowed to speak English. In addition, there are claims that the family has been kicked out of twelve hotels in the span of two years.

In order to cope with the task of having so many kids, the magazine claims that Angelina practices underwater screaming therapy. In addition to having a house full of junk food and trash, the tabloid claims to have 25 more shocking revelations.

Also featured in this issue, the magazine has a spot on Tom Cruise and his supposed botched plastic surgery. They show a photo of Tom before and after — does he really look that much different? Are they insinuating that Tom had some cheek implants?

Miley is in tears over the loss of her dog Floyd and is screaming for somebody to help her. In order to help her deal with her loss, her mother got her a new dog named Mooney.

Lastly, there is a featured story on Khloe Kardashian’s abusive new boyfriend. As it has been rumored, Khloe is said to be dating rapper French Montana and there are fears that she’s getting herself into another terrible situation like her marriage to Lamar Odom.

Will you be picking up this issue of the magazine?

Reality star Kim Kardashian shared a sketch done by Jovan Rosario on her official Instagram account and while the sketch is cute, her followers didn’t seem to have too many kind words for her. She shared the above photo and captioned it “How cool is this! Thanks @ponyy_boyy for this sketch of my look last night!”

Some of the reactions to the sketch weren’t so kind. One user said, “Yeah, this looks way more haute couture without her big ass in the sketch”. Another commented, “He forgot to add about 75 lbs”.

Here are some more comments before they evaporate:

You wish you were as skinny as that
Lmfao just no
The f*ck happened to her legs
Only if tht ass was fatter in the drawing them it would be perf
No shes so much fatter!
You only like it cos it makes you stick thin lol
you’re not that kind of skiny
Looks more like Carrie-Ann moss in the Matrix.

What do you think of the sketch of Kanye West’s fiance? Have your say in the comments section below.

Amanda Bynes was hospitalized last July for her increasingly erratic behavior and fans all over the world were worried about her condition. At that time, speculation hit a fever pitch about the state of her mental awareness. Now, her lawyer is speaking up about the once troubled star’s mental capacity in order to clear the air.

Her attorney Tamar Arminak revealed, “There has been much speculation about Amanda’s medical condition. She has remained silent because she believed it was best to keep her mental health diagnosis private. However, she asked me to dispel certain rumors. For the record, Amanda does not have schizophrenia, nor has she ever been diagnosed with it.”

Recently, Amanda took to her official Twitter account to show off photos of herself in a yellow bikini, looking happy and healthy:

In her most recent message on the social networking service, the actress said, “Thank you everyone for all the birthday wishes.” She turned 28-years-old on April 3rd.

People Magazine: Inside Kate Middleton’s Life As A Princess

Kirstie Alley Covers ‘National Enquirer’ Magazine With Diet Reports

Star Magazine: Inside Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Bizarre World

Kim Kardashian Shares Sketch; Instagram Fans React Negatively

Amanda Bynes Denies Schizophrenia Rumors