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Soulless Heart – DoubleEdged Switchblade

Listening to some death metal this morning while perusing Myspace, I happened upon “Soulless Heart”. This band is pure metal, make no mistake. The first track I treated my ears to was “DoubleEdged Switchblade”. This song has ripping vocals and Slayer infused guitar riffs. This is slashing death metal
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Vesperian Sorrow – Twilight of Azrael

Vesperian Sorrow sounds, at first, like a soundtrack to any horror flick. With eloquently put together keyboards and an influx of guitars meshed in nicely, it’s no wonder how they got 20k+ friends on Myspace. In their own words: Considered the premiere symphonic dark metal band in North America,
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Lyrics – Carlos Mencia – “Dee dee dee”

Video here Spoken: Dee de dee, doesn’t mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there, you’re gonna find this song hilarious, and you don’t even know…it’s about you. [Verse 1] You dropped out of school cause you’re smarter than everybody
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Metal By Numbers – Brian Posehn Video & Lyrics

For your viewing pleasure: Metal By Numbers Music by Scott Ian Lyrics by Brian Posehn VERSE 1: They’ve killed METAL twice, but it will never really die! It’s kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy… So grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal band
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Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise Double Feature

This little gem I found via Fark, is definitely the most hilarious thing out there right now. The title, “It Came With No Talent”, sums it all up. Watch this black and white short and be amazed. How do you make them go away? You stop paying attention to
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Either The Dumbest or The Funniest Thing Ever

I stumbled onto this band today. Either they are the funniest or the dumbest thing that ever happened to music. Playing without instruments, “The Wicked Witch of Death By Death”, keeps you laughing. Listening to them for the first time kind of makes you wonder what these kids were
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Dark Asylum – Malice

Self described as “REAL paranormal music! Using EVP from the graveyards of New Jersey and Philadephia! Symphonic horror with real ghosts…”, Dark Asylum’s musical composition is hauntigly terrific. My favorite track? “Lady of the Spider”, hands down. $10 is all they’re asking for this twisted compilation of dead spirits
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