Kim Kardashian Will Never Be Sexy Again (Photo)

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Kim Kardashian Will Never Be Sexy Again (Photo)

Reality star Kim Kardashian appears on the cover of the latest issue of “In Touch Weekly” and she says that she will never be sexy again. Be that as it may, she’s still rich enough that anyone she ever wanted to hook up with in the future won’t care about her saggy armpits or ginormous butt.

Kim is having a meltdown over her weight, but she doesn’t want anyone saying that she weighs a pound over 140….because that makes sense. Heh.

According to the tabloid, Kim has put on six pounds in one week and is having a royal hissy fit over it. We shouldn’t say “royal” with regard to this sex tape star, otherwise she’ll start saying she’s America’s royalty again. Still, she is apparently on some sort of liquid diet and is having a breakdown of epic proportions.

We still think she’s using a prosthetic bump so that she can lie about her weight loss after she pops out this baby. She will go on to pimp out that ridiculous weight loss crap that Scott Disick owns and they’ll all be laughing their way to the bank. She’s so fake, that one. Is Kim even her real name?

Justin Bieber Is Abandoning His Monkey Mally

by on April 24, 2013 • 1 COMMENT

Justin Bieber Is Abandoning His Monkey Mally

Will Justin Bieber’s pet monkey Mally be sent to a German zoo? Has the Biebz officially abandoned his beloved pet?

Apparently, Justin’s team has sent a letter to the animal shelter caring for Mally stating that they do not want him back. The “L.A. Times” reported that the shelter received a letter from Justin’s camp asking them to make some recommendations for places of which to place the monkey.

One email said, “Our team is looking into the idea of placing Mally at a zoo in Germany. Would you happen to have any recommendations for places that Mally would be safe and thrive?”

A spokesperson for Munich Tierschutzverein, where the monkey is being cared for, said, “Justin Bieber’s management contacted us and they will give up Mally. They are asking us for a good home for Mally. We only can make a recommendation and we don’t want to send Mally in the zoo, because zoos will only [publicize] Mally. We want Mally in a rescue center or some organization for primates.”

If nothing is done before the deadline of May 17, 2013, the German authorities will consider Mally to be their property.

Body Of Proof Recap For April 23, 2013: ‘Committed’

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Body Of Proof Recap For April 23, 2013: 'Committed'

Tonight on ABC BODY OF PROOF returns with a whole new episode called, “Committed.” On tonight’s show, does a mental institution harbor a murderer? Megan and Tommy are on the case. Did you watch last week’s episode? We did and we recapped it here for you!

On last week’s show a rich investment fund manager, Gerry Roberts, stood trial for defrauding his investors of a billion dollars, but he was kidnapped as he was leaving court, even though Tommy and Adam were on his security detail. In all the chaos, a protester outside the courthouse was run over and killed by the getaway car, and later a video surfaced of Gerry being killed. But was it possible he faked his own death? Megan also got closer to the truth about her father.

On tonight’s show a schizophrenic teenage girl at a mental institution is found murdered. When Megan and Tommy interview a young patient named Darby, who seems extremely sane and lucid, she tells them that she saw the killer climb down from a heating vent in the ceiling, but most shocking of all — he meant to kill her, not the actual victim. Could the killer be Dr. Malcolm (Craig Bierko), the ward director, who is obstructing their investigation?

Tonight’s show guest stars Luke Perry as Dr. Charlie Stafford, Craig Bierko as Dr. Derrick Malcolm, Marisa Ramirez as Officer Riley Dunn, Jude Ciccolella as Detective Mo Childs, Hannah Leigh as Darby Stone, Chase Kim as Officer Hawley, with Sharon Lawrence as Julia Stone and Joanna Cassidy as Joan Hunt.

Tonight’s episode looks like it is going to be great and you won’t want to miss it, so be sure to tune in for our live coverage of ABC’s Body of Proof at 10:00 PM EST! While you wait for our recap hit the comments and let us know what you think of Body of Proof Season 2, so far!

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Dance Moms Recap For April 23, 2013: The View From The Top

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Dance Moms Recap For April 23, 2013: The View From The Top

Tonight on Lifetime DANCE MOMS returns with a whole new episode called, “The View from the Top.” On tonight’s episode Mackenzie is still trying to prove that her foot is healed enough to perform on “The View” over Asia. If you missed the drama of last week, we have your recap right here.

On last week’s show Abby’s announcement of her guest-hosting gig on “The View” brought out the competitiveness between Melissa and Kristie when Mackenzie and Asia battled it out for a featured part in a televised dance performance. Meanwhile, the moms were furious about Abby promoting Maddie to “assistant choreographer” for the group number. Also, Nia struggled to keep up with Asia’s energy when they’re paired together for a duet.

On tonight’s show the team hits the Big Apple not only for a competition, but also for a very special surprise. Abby has been invited to co-host “The View” where the girls will perform their winning dance “The Last Text,” however, Abby wrestles with the decision to replace injured Mackenzie with newcomer Asia. Of course, Cathy and her Candy Apples are also in the city, where they are holding open auditions to add another member to their winning team.

Tonight’s episode is going to be another drama packed one, which you won’t want to miss. So be sure to tune in for live coverage of Lifetime’s Dance Moms Season 3 episode 17 — tonight at 9PM EST.

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Hell’s Kitchen Recap For April 23, 2013: 14 Chefs Compete

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Hell's Kitchen Recap For April 23, 2013: 14 Chefs Compete

Tonight on FOX our favorite Chef Gordon Ramsay returns with a new episode of HELL’S KITCHEN called, “14 Chefs Compete” On tonight’s show Chef Ramsay put the contestant’s culinary chops to the test. Did you watch last week’s episode? If not, you can get fully caught up here!

On last week’s episode Chef Ramsay challenged the remaining contestants to create six stunning Chinese dishes, was judged by renowned chef Martin Yan. The team with the best dishes earned a day in the sun on the paintball field, while the losing team prepared the tedious and delicate dim sum dishes for dinner service. During dinner service, one team disappointed a VIP guest at Chefs’ Tables after dropping a lamb dish on the floor, while another chef overcooked multiple fish. At the end of service the Red Team nominated Jessica, because she was the driver of the fish. The second nomination is Susan because of inconsistent time calling. The Blue Team nominates Dan, because he is the weakest member of the Blue Team. The second nomination is Raymond because he had a lackluster performance. he Chef sent Ray back in line because he thinks he ran the line tonight and he can cook. The Chef picked Jessica to go home.

On tonight’s show in the farm fresh challenge, each member from the Red and Blue teams must enter an animal pen to determine which type of protein they will cook in the team challenge. Chef Jon Shook (Animal, Son of a Gun) will judge alongside Chef Ramsay to determine which team will go on a VIP trip to an aquarium and which team will stay behind to clean and feed animals for HELL’S KITCHEN’s petting zoo. Pressure mounts during Family Night dinner service as the contestants must not only impress the regulars, but Chef Ramsay’s family, as well. In a lopsided dinner service, one team soars while the other.

Tonight’s episode is going to be another drama packed one, which you won’t want to miss. So be sure to tune in for our live coverage of FOX’s Hell Kitchen Season 11 episode 8— tonight at 8PM EST! Find out whose dreams of winning HELL’S KITCHEN might go up in flames.

READ THE FULL RECAP OF HELL’S KITCHEN HERE!

Splash Recap For April 23, 2013: Season 1 Episode 6

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Splash Recap For April 23, 2013: Season 1 Episode 6

Tonight on ABC SPLASH returns with a new episode. If you have never seen the show 10 celebrities train and compete in regulation platform and springboard diving at dizzying heights in front of a weekly poolside audience. Leading up to the competition, the world’s most decorated and medaled diving legend, Greg Louganis, will give each celebrity weeks of training. Each dive will be critiqued by the judges, London Olympic U.S. Gold medalist David Boudia and Australian Olympic athlete and USA Dive Team director Steve Foley.

On tonight’s show the remaining five celebrities will Be Paired with a Champion Junior Diver; One Celebrity Will Be Eliminated in a Final Dive-Off.

For months, the celebrity divers have been training with legendary diver Greg Louganis, but this week the remaining five celebrities will partner and be coached by some of the sport’s toughest critics, junior diving champions all between the ages of 10-12. Each celebrity and their junior partner will complete a synchronized dive, and the celebrities will be scored on their performance. The two celebrities with the lowest scores will compete in a dive-off to determine who will be sent home. Meanwhile, a hard landing in rehearsal leaves one celebrity with a black eye and pre-show nerves.

Tonight’s Splash “Season 1 Episode 6” is going to be an exciting one, which you won’t want to miss. So be sure to tune in for our live coverage of ABC’s SPLASH – tonight at 8PM EST! While you wait for our recap, hit the comments and let us know how much you are enjoying season of Splash, so far?

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The Voice Recap For April 23, 2013: The Battles Part 4

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The Voice Recap For April 23, 2013: The Battles Part 4

THE VOICE returns to NBC tonight with a whole new episode. The final battles are waged as the coaches, Shakira, Blake, Usher and Adam trim their teams to just eight artists. Did you watch last night’s episodes? We did and we recapped it here for you.

On last night’s show the artists went all-out in head-to-head competitions. The coaches were on the home stretch of winnowing their rosters down to size. It was a night of memorable battles. What did you guys think of last night’s battles? Who are you most looking forward to seeing tomorrow tonight?
On tonight’s final battle round , Shakira, Usher, Adam and Blake will each have eight artists – six from their original picks and two additional via steal. Tonight, 12 more artists will pair up in showdowns, with a trip to the knockout rounds on the line.

The “knockout rounds” begin with the coache’s eight strongest team members remaining from the battle rounds. In this phase of the competition the coaches pit two of their own team members against each other, but this time they find out only minutes before performing who they are up against.

Tonight’s The Voice “Season 4 The Battles Part 4” is going to be an exciting one, which you won’t want to miss. So be sure to tune in for our live coverage of NBC’s The Voice – tonight at 8PM EST! While you wait for our recap, hit the comments and let us know how excited you are for the new season of The Voice.

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Dancing With The Stars Results Elimination Recap For April 23, 2013

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Dancing With The Stars Results Elimination Recap For April 23, 2013

Tonight on ABC is an all new episode of the hit dance competition “Dancing With The Stars”. On tonight’s show, another celebrity and their professional dance partner will be going home. Who will be eliminated? It’s anyone’s guess as the competition is definitely heating up!

Have you watched last night’s performance episode of the show? If not, you can get fully caught up with our recap here. After conducting a poll of who would be eliminated on the show tonight, our pals at Celeb Dirty Laundry have determined that Victor Ortiz and Lindsay Arnold would be eliminated on tonight’s show.

Who do you think is getting the boot on tonight’s results show? We will be providing our live coverage of the show as it airs tonight at 9PM EST! Stay tuned and refresh often for the latest updates!

Olly Murs is performing his hit song “Trouble” to kick off the show.

Kellie and Derek are safe, along with Aly and Mark! The viewers have chosen Team Paso to perform their dance routine from last night! Zendaya and Val are also safe! Sean and Peta are in jeopardy!

Will.I.Am just performed the world premiere of his new song “That Power” and WTF is up with those pants? Ugh. Seriously. They look stupid. Victor and Lindsay are in jeopardy! Shocking, we know. Ingo and Kym are safe! It’s fluff time with the Macy’s Stars of Dance!

The next couple who is safe is Jacoby and Karina. Andy and Sharna are in jeopardy! Out of the bottom three, the next safe couple is Andy and Sharna! Victor and Lindsay and Sean and Peta are this week’s bottom two!

Getting eliminated on tonight’s results show is Victor and Lindsay! What did you think of the results show?

Beyonce Bans Professional Photographers From The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour

by on April 23, 2013 • 4 COMMENTS

Beyonce Bans Professional Photographers From The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour

Beyonce doesn’t want any professional photographers taking photos of her during her 2013 The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour. So basically, she is motivating agencies to have fans take poor quality shots of her concerts from the front rows?

From FStoppers via DListed:

Beyoncé’s publicist, the same one who emailed and asked websites to remove images she didn’t like few months back, decided that this time they wouldn’t allow photographers to shoot her shows. Instead, they would provide 3-5 pre-approved images their own photographer shot for the media to use after each show. They wanted to control what images the media had access to. But we all know how media works – they will do anything possible to get images that other publications don’t have. If they can’t send a photographer to give them original photos, the next best thing they can do is buy photos from fans in the front rows in the arena (cameras were not allowed, but no one can take away phones). It’s the next best thing for them, and a huge nightmare for Beyoncé and her publicist.

The guidelines for the tour:

Photographers: There are no photo credentials for this show. Local news outlets, including print and online will be given a link to download photos from every show. They will need to register to access the photos.

It’s madness to think that she couldn’t use the media to work for her in a better manner. What do you think? Is this going to propel others into thinking that she is too much of a diva? Should she be so narcissistic to think that badly taken photos of her don’t exist?

LeAnn Rimes Wants To Get Pregnant By Husband Eddie Cibrian?

by on April 23, 2013 • 2 COMMENTS

LeAnn Rimes Wants To Get Pregnant By Husband Eddie Cibrian?

Country singer LeAnn Rimes wants to get pregnant by her husband Eddie Cibrian this year — so, she’s said to be packing on the pounds to get her body ready.

The “National Enquirer” reports that doctors have warned LeAnn that if she wants to get pregnant, she’s going to have to put on a few pounds first. A source said, “For the last couple of years, LeAnn did everything she could to try and stay slim. She believed Eddie loved stick-thin women like his ex-wife Brandi Glanville, so she wanted to be skinny too.”

The source went on to say, “LeAnn’s added about ten pounds since she went on her pre-pregnancy weight gain plan… and she says that since she gained a few curves, her man can’t keep his hands off her.”

Rumor has it that LeAnn and Eddie have been shopping around their very own reality television show, which would draw its inspiration from their real life drama. The snitch added, “If LeAnn does get pregnant, they think it will be great for the show.”