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Britney is Divorcing Cletus

After spawning two more of the Federline clan, Britney has decided to call it quits with her leech of a husband, K-Fed. After supporting this clown for such a long time in his efforts to become a rapper and attempting to sell his crap cd’s for him, Britney has
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Protest Rock Via Pokerface

I had to give “Made In America” a few moments of my time. Hearing that it was rock/metal with a political twist, I was intrigued. What I was expecting was something along the lines of Megadeth’s “Holy Wars” or “Hook In Mouth”. What I got was utter nonsense. Each
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The Bitter End of Crash Davis Before It Began

I’ve never been a fan of country music. For my readers, however, I was willing to endure this so you won’t have to. Okay, you can, if you want a laugh. Coming to you (hopefully not literally) from Santa Monica, CA, is Crash Davis. Their first single is “Bitter
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My MySpace Player Was Possessed

No, really, it was just Devastation Inc. The player, however, would not stop beating up my eardrums with this nonsense –even after I clicked stop. This guy has all of his contact information on his myspace page….just in case you may want to correspond with this clown. The good?
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Madge’s Malawian Media Mayhem

On Oprah, Madonna shed some light on her side of the story with reference to her adoption of the Malawian baby, David. Per MTV News, it appears that the material girl had no clue that there was any fuss until she got back to England: “I didn’t realize that
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Kelis & NAS Does BDSM Via “Blindfold Me”

I just saw Kelis’ new video with her husband, Nas. This is a good song from her debut album, Kelis Was Here. “Blindfold Me” brings the bondage and submission game to your screen. These two are in-sync with each other, which makes for the best chemistry. This will likely
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Foxy Brown Gets Probation Over Nail Salon Scuffle

Via Reuters, Inga Marchand, ie: Foxy Brown, has received three years of probation for assaulting two nail stylists over a $20 manicure: “This was self defense. This was a scuffle over payment of a $20 manicure and she panicked,” said Rothman, one of several lawyers to represent the singer.
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Urban Skipping CMT’s In Lieu Of Rehab & Recovery

I don’t like country music, I never have. However, this story is everywhere. Keith Urban has checked into rehab for his alcohol abuse and has admitted to using cocaine in the past. He will not be attending the CMT awards this year. Apparently, he has songs that are alright
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Mr. & Mrs. Britney’s Baby Blunder

Upon hearing that Britney spawned baby #2 of the Spears/Federline clan, we all thought Britney was trying to save money on monogramming. Kid #1’s name being Sean Preston Federline, and as we all thought baby #2’s name to be Sutton Pierce Federline. Alas, we stand corrected. The crumb-snatcher’s name
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