If you haven’t seen Paris Hilton’s new video for Drunk Text, then I apologize in advance for bringing this to your attention. This video is so hilariously dumb that we just had to share it.
The new song and video is called Drunk Text and it’s all spoken word over some silly club beat. Of course, she’s speaking in that moronic baby voice of hers. Isn’t she over 30? Isn’t it time to grow up?
Just because she can make music because she’s a gazillionaire, doesn’t mean that she should, right? I mean, Stars Are Blind was almost tolerable, as it were, but this is just stupid. Don’t believe me? Check out the video for yourself:
Seriously, these lyrics leave a lot to be desired. Here are some examples of this fine wordsmith in action:
It’s a hot mess of misspelled obscenities, body parts and run-on questions
I’m not sure what he means to ask
Behind my eyes, I was begging for things my lips would never ask
And my mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent
No one is safe from the Twittersphere anymore
It’s just another moment, one stupid reply can lead to the walk of shame
And I’ll be damned if I end up in some lame diner after this
last night’s lingerie in my purse
It was just a drunk text
This is the last time I’ll ever drink and text
I just can’t with this. Ugh. This should be another one of those Funny Or Die spots. What did you think of her song and video? Is she a self-entitled brat with too much money? Or do you think you could actually jam out to this song at a club?