Poor Scarlett Johansson can’t sing for crap

Someone should’ve pulled Scarlett Johansson aside and said, ‘Ya know, you might not have the voice for this” or maybe plainly, “You suck as a singer, stick to acting.”

Apparently no one had the cohones to tell her. So I’ll do it for you.

Scarlett, you suck as a singer, please continue doing movies or making Justin Timberlake videos. Thanks, Earsucker.

See, now that wasn’t so hard, was it?

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