Ray Lemoine, the guy who is accused of the beat down on Barron Hilton at Lindsay Lohan’s request, has issued a statement on the attack. As it turns out, he rented the mansion with some friends and things went awry after people at the bash were staying up all night doing Molly. Enough of my yammering, let’s let Ray kick this off properly:
Art Basel is the only place in America where a guy with a net worth of roughly $45.13 can wind up staying at a mansion called Crazy Bitch, partying with Lindsay Lohan, and having a run-in with Conrad Hilton’s spoiled sperm experiment, otherwise known as Barron.
“Spoiled sperm experiment” — You just got to love this. Moving on.
After going to bed because of some “lame” party going on at the mansion, he said he woke up to this:
In the morning I woke up to discover that a bunch of people had been up all night doing Molly. My friend’s name was on the lease of this mansion, and we didn’t want anyone to trash it, so we started kicking people out. I walked out to the patio, and I saw this blond brosef in a top hat and John Lennon glasses. He seemed nice at first, but when I asked him to leave, he went bonkers.
“Don’t fuck with me. Do you know who my sisters are?”
“No, dude. I just woke up. Stop. Leave.”
“Paris and Nicky!”
As in Paris and Nicky Hilton. Barron got in my face and wouldn’t shut up about his stupid family. Eventually things got so heated that he pushed me. And that’s when the alleged assault, which, of course, I deny, took place. (I imagine he wouldn’t have even gotten cut if it wasn’t for those stupid glasses.)
The Hiltons represent everything that sucks about America indeed!