Sharon Osbourne Gets Porn Sent To Her Phone

Sharon Osbourne Gets Porn Sent To Her Phone

A stranger has accidentally sent porn to Sharon Osbourne’s phone. After she saw the adult images, she immediately contacted her daughter Kelly. And then Kelly took this as an opportunity to embarrass the crap out of her mom.

She went straight to Twitter and said, “My mum just told me the funniest story. someone thinks they are texting a friend named sam but they are accidentally texting my mum porn! My mum is like ‘i dont want anyone thinking i like looking at dirty horrible things like that!’ she is freaking out its so funny!”

Although she doesn’t want to “look at dirty horrible things”, she has been using her phone a lot more. Sharon has posted on her Twitter page, “So happy Ozzy has learnt how to text me so now we’re talking all day long. I love it.”

This means that the prince of darkness can bite the head off a bat and snort fire ants in just a few minutes but it takes him sixty-two years to figure out texting. LOL. And who uses the imaginary word “learnt”? Really people. FIGURE IT OUT.

Seriously, though. Ozzy is awesome.

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