Snooki says she’s too pretty for jail

Jersey Shore reality star Snooki says that she never wants to go to jail again and that she’s “too pretty” for it. Ha!

Of her recent disorderly conduct arrest, she said, “I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I’m not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance — big deal!”

She won’t be facing any more jail time, which is a good thing for the pint-sized star.

She added, “I’m too pretty to be in jail. I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal, and I will never go back there. You can’t even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I come out? I can’t breathe!’ Not a fun place. I will never go back.”

Do you think she learned her lesson?

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