It was just yesterday that we posted a heartwarming message that the apocalypse wasn’t near. Reportedly, Snooki’s book, A Shore Thing wasn’t doing so well. I have to admit, when I first heard the news about Snooki getting a book deal, I wasn’t too thrilled.
What’s even more disheartening, is the tweet from Snooki above. REALLY?!? She’s a NY Times best seller?!?? Gosh, that makes me think I can write up a book in ten minutes flat, draw stick figures for illustrations and cobble together five really fine words: “you”, “totally”, “should”, “have”, “flopped”.
Don’t believe me? Read THIS, I’ll wait. Are you done now? How could she possibly have got on that list? Is everyone on something?
Idiocracy…here we come.
But, in an alternate quantum reality, Snooki is just Nicky, who works at an IHOP, serving breakfast for $2.25 an hour and is missing teeth. Robyn at CelebDirtyLaundry.com pointed out that SNOOKI MIGHT BE FAKING IT. So there’s that.