Just like any other BS that “Star” magazine puts out, this time the tabloid is claiming that talk show titan Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia De Rossi are starting a family. Because women can’t just be happy together being married and living the life that they’ve chosen without the need for children to complete them…
According to the magazine, Ellen said that she can’t wait to become a mother, while the main picture on the magazine’s cover shows her holding Portia’s tummy. They are trying to make it look like Portia is pregnant, but we believe that in the past they have said that they don’t want children and are happy with things just as they are.
Of course, this story wouldn’t be complete without them claiming that Portia has put on ten pounds to go along with their false pregnancy story. Lastly, the tabloid goes into detail about how the happy couple decided on the fictitious father for their fake baby.
There is a side piece on Kris Jenner’s divorce from Bruce, as well. She filed the documents on Tuesday and cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split. They have already worked out all of the details in their divorce and wanted to make it official. Despite that, the magazine claims that Kris is suing him for everything and that Bruce has said that this is going to get ugly. We’re guessing that the magazine’s definition of the word “ugly” is much different than Kris and Bruce’s because everything is already hashed out.