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It wasn’t bad enough that Russell Brand picked on the Jonas Brothers at the Video Music Awards this year, for wearing purity rings and remaining virgins until marriage.

Now, he’s stirring the pot even more. When asked who he wants to kiss this New Year’s Eve, he replied, “I think all of the Jonas Brothers. But very gently and consensually.”

Nice.

Think Jordin Sparks is going to come to their defense again?

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Kid Rock knows how to have a party, alright. Apparently, the rocker got kicked out of a VMAs afterparty when he started trashing the furniture. It was said that he trashed the entire hotel suite and was smashing tables and breaking glasses.

An insider says, “Kid jumped on tables and chairs and crashed through one table. And he broke around 20 glasses.”

Dude, you’re not 17 anymore. Grow up already.

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The Jonas Brothers are really good sports. After Russell Brand took them apart on stage for wearing their purity rings, they’ve said that they’ve taken no offense to his comedic routine.

Nick Jonas says, “For us it’s cool to see that he recognizes we are gentlemen.” He later added, “I think he did a good job. We saw him on Conan O’Brien and thought he was hilarious.”

It was funny, though, that when the camera panned to the Jonas Brothers while Russell was on stage making his jabs, they didn’t look too thrilled.

At least they’re good sports about the whole thing.

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Okay, I’m only taking a snippet of what Courtney Love said on her Myspace blog, because she lost me about two minutes into it. My ADD won’t let me concentrate that long if she rambles…sorry Court, be more concise next time.

Here’s what she had to say about Russell Brand and the VMAs:

how was russell?

i didnt go to the “VMAS” as we used to call them but theyve gotten so f*cking Urban i dont know i guess Van Toffler thought ( hes an exec at MTV ) he was being edgy and he WAS by letting my darkling prince Brand host the mtv awards- but theyre not the “VMAS” and they never will be again – i had ZERO desire to watch let alone go and thats one of my very favourite people ive ever known or had the honour of being friends and fiends with hosting it so i feel horribly rude that my desire not to watch *ssholes with chastity rings- oh for f*cks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y’all need some p*ssy and some c*ck and shut the hell up-

This is the funniest thing. The Best Week Ever people sum up the entire show in two minutes. You really didn’t miss much, if you look at it like this.

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I’m not sure how I feel yet about Christina Aguilera’s eye makeup, but the dress was great and her performance was even better.

At least she’s not wearing her signature fire engine red lipstick. She always looked like some kind of tranny clown like that. Kudos to her for looking normal. Is it the apocalypse? Britney looked okay and Christina was minus the icky rep lip goo. Nice.

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Didn’t Britney Spears look great at tonight’s Video Music Awards? She almost looks like her old self. It’s a shame that she didn’t perform tonight, I wanted another show like last year’s. People couldn’t stop talking about that crap.

Maybe she’s staging a comeback after winning three awards tonight. We can only hope!

I really like the version of Genie in a Bottle that Christina Aguilera did tonight. It’s great.

And I’m loving her new song, too.

Loved this song. She could’ve kept her version of Like A Virgin, though. Hated that crap.

Kobe Bryant came to the stage to present the award for Video of the Year. Nice suit. Notice they cut to Britney?

The nominees are:

Chris Brown – Forever
Jonas Brothers – Burnin’ Up
The Pussycat Dolls – When I Grow Up
The Ting Tings – Shut Up & Let Me Go
Britney Spears – Piece of Me

And the winner: Britney Spears – Piece of Me

I just love this song. Pink rocks. She set a ton of crap on fire and broke a bunch of glass. I can respect that.