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Jennifer Aniston must be worried about some kind of crazy fan encounter, because the actress had security sweep the area at a restaurant twice before she had dinner there.

She dispatched her security team to Al Biernat’s restaurant in Dallas before chowing down with Adam Sandler on Saturday night.

Page Six reports:

Jennifer Aniston needs more protection than Steelers owner and US Ambassador to Ireland Dan Rooney. She sent her security squad out to sweep Dallas restaurant Al Biernat’s twice before she dined there Saturday night with her “Just Go With It” cast, including Adam Sandler and four bodyguards. Rooney ate there a few nights earlier with just one guard. Others there who didn’t need presidential-style protection included Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz and A-Rod. Restaurant manager Brad Fuller confirmed the double security sweep. Aniston’s rep didn’t get back to us.

Craziness. I hope they enjoyed their dinner in peace afterward!

….and the hits just keep on a coming!

It has been reported that due to DISMAL record sales, and lacklustre concert ticket sales (resulting in a canceled tour), that former pop superstar CHRISTINA AGUILERA has taken to doing weddings and bar mitzvahs to make ends meet.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

I just love to see things like this happen… I know, I’m awful! But who cares!?? What AGUILERA needs to do, is get some ORIGINAL ideas for a change… quit copying BRITNEY, or MADONNA, or most recently LADY GAGA!

They are all better at what they do than she is, end of story. I mean the girl definitely has a great voice, but she’s SO irritating! I swear I wanna shoot myself every time I hear her!

She was apparently trying to charge £1.3 Million  per gig. HA! That’s totally laughable! I’m glad her hubby Jason Bratman had the sense to convince her she’s not worth more than £157,000.

I wish her well in her new career. Adam Sandler made it look like SO much fun… LOL!

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I am totally surprised to report that reality actress Heidi Montag has landed herself a movie role.

She tweeted, “I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming Monday!!!!! This is one of the best days of my life!! Getting ice cream to celebrate!…jump for joy!”

The movie is titled, Just Go With It and also stars Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman.

She must not have gotten the memo that Nicole is box office poison. This is going to end well.

To further screw with NBC, “Tonight Show” host Conan O’Brien spent an extravagant amount of money on the show’s newest character, the Bugatti mouse.

Along with that, he got the rights to air the classic recording of the Rolling Stones’ song, “Satisfaction”. Remember kiddies, NBC has to pay royalties whenever this song plays on this bit. Total cost of this expensive bit? $1.5 million!!!

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