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Amy Winehouse lashed out at her father for his appearance on British documentary “My Daughter Amy” last week, after he discussed her drug addiction and relationship with ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

Mitch said, “Amy quit the drugs in her own way. In 2008, she said to me, ‘Dad, I don’t want to do this any more.’ And she hasn’t. I’m proud of her for that than for her music – she’s done it all herself. But she’s not out of the woods yet. She’s a recovering addict and other problems have developed. Shopping is a problem. She’ll go into Agent Provocateur and spend £3,000 in one go.”

He also commented on her troubled relationship with Blake, saying, “Their relationship was a disaster. It was destructive and they’re lucky one of them didn’t die. Two addicts can’t be in a relationship.”

On January 8th, Amy took to her Twitter account to bash her father for speaking out about her private problems, publicly.

She said, “WHY don’t my dad WRITE a SONG when somethin bothers him instead of going on national tv? an you thought YOUR parents were embarassing.”

Ouch.

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I guess this wouldn’t be the first time Amy Winehouse has lashed out at someone.

Amy was in attendance at a local theater, watching a Cinderella play when she started spouting off obscenities during the show. Parents complained about her shouting and swearing and she was asked to move to a private box.

She allegedly attacked the theater manager, Richard Pound, kicking him in the groin and pulling his hair. There has been no complaint filed as of yet, but the incident is under investigation.

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According to Amy Winehouse’s goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, the singer has not reconciled with ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.

The duo sparked rumors that they had reconciled after being snapped secretly getting together.

Bromfield says, “She went there to call it quits once and for all. Seriously. They’re over now. She can do so much better than him, but she is single now. She’s not with Blake.”

Good for her, I hope this is true. Blake is a drug abusing loser and he’s bad news for her.

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Amy Winehouse was hospitalized recently for what was thought to be a mixup in her medication, but has been revealed to be leaky breast implants.

Her father, Mitch confirmed that it was actually because of her new boob job. He said while pointing to his chest, “It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little leaky something or other.”

A friend of hers said, “She saw something oozing out of her top. To see stuff seeping out was horrible.”

Her dad seems creepy to me…I can’t imagine my dad talking about my boobs on national television, or at all for that matter. What a creep.

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In addition to having breast enhancement surgery, Amy Winehouse says that she also wants to get a nose job. She has already spent roughly $58,775 on her boob job, but wants to get some more work done, even though her family is set against it.

A source said, “Everyone tells her that there’s nothing wrong with her nose. But Amy does nothing by halves. Now she’s beaten drugs, plastic surgery must not become her next obsession. Since changing her boobs, Amy has been scrutinizing her body.”

I think her nose is fine, she should leave the plastic surgery to the pros, like Joan Rivers. Having plastic surgery unnecessarily is also an addiction, as well as the painkillers that come as a result.

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Amy Winehouse has really cleaned herself up. She has seemingly kicked the drug habit and has gone on a self-improvement kick. She recently got breast enhancement surgery, she’s gotten her lips plumped for that special trout pout, and now she wants a little junk in her trunk.

A source said, “Amy loves her boobs. She can’t stop touching them and showing them off to friends. She says she feels womanly again and wants to be more curvy like she used to be. She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.”

I guess her father would be able to corroborate that story. When asked how his daughter was doing, Mitch Winehouse commented, “Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well.” That crap is so gross, I can’t even think about it. What a Joe Simpson slob.

I’m starting to think that she’s either addicted to having the surgeries, or maybe it’s just the drugs that they give you during recovery?

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Amy Winehouse busted out with some rhymes (we think) during a jamming session with her friend Zalon.

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It’s eau de funk. Apparently Amy Winehouse wants in on the cash cow that belongs to celebrity fragrance makers. Britney Spears has launched a highly successful campaign, as well as Christina Aguilera and other singers. So what makes Amy any different?

I mean, besides the fact that she doesn’t look like she’s even had a bath in the last century, let alone wear perfume?

A source claims that Mitch Winehouse is pushing for it and that she’s already had a deal on the table for a half million dollars. Amy has refused thus far, but a new fragrance sporting her 1950’s smoky scent could be out in stores before you know it. Stay tuned.

Amy Winehouse is driving her record label crazy, this time, by insisting on recording her next album in a Caribbean language. Well, she sure has spent enough time there! (continue reading…)

Amy Winehouse really just looks so put together when she steps out of the house that I am dying to copy her style. Aren’t you?

For the fabulously cracktastic party girl in you, Amy is set to design her own line of clothes. I know, hold me back, right?

She has reportedly teamed up with British fashion house PPQ to unleash her inner designer on the rest of the world. What she doesn’t know is that we don’t want clothes, we just want another album already.

According to sources, the brand will be her “signature retro style”. Does that mean we’ll get a beehive and a red ribbon with every order? I’m totally on it if that’s the case.

PPQ designer, Amy Molyneaux, says, “Yes there have been talks with Amy and we are now in the first stages on the project. The range will be all about high-end statement pieces, inspired by Amy’s style. For example, maybe a dress or an amazing piece of jewelry like a bracelet. It’s going to be distributed online, we are going to be providing all materials and doing the design, but Amy will definitely be involved in the creative process.”

What about the ballet shoes? Now that’s a total fashion statement.

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Amy Winehouse has spent a lot of time in St. Lucia. So much, in fact, that she reportedly wants to live there permanently. What’s even worse is that, even though she’s split up from Blake Fielder-Civil, she thinks she’d make a good mother.

She reportedly sees herself as the “Angelina Jolie of St. Lucia” and wants to help out poor and underprivileged kids in the area.

A source says, “Amy is seriously thinking about adopting. But she is aware it’s going to be incredibly difficult with her background. Amy’s gutted about Blake becoming a dad and moving on so quickly. She has always wanted to be a mother. She loves St. Lucia and would move there for good in order to adopt.”

Her spokesman added, “Amy was talking about adopting in the context of looking after children on the island, perhaps through some kind of music and education-based project.”

Thank God she’s not trying to be like Saint Angelina, that would be so terrible. Little crackie babies all over the place. I can’t even picture it.

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It’s something that she should know a lot about, huh?

Amy Winehouse has reportedly written a song called, “The Ultimate Betrayal”, after it was discovered that Blake Incarcerated knocked up some random chick.

Maybe she’s feeling betrayed because she wanted a baby with Blake? Even though, while he was in jail, she was having her little flings in St. Lucia with random guys.

A source says, “Amy still felt they had something between them and that one day they’d be together again. But this news destroyed her. She sat down with her guitar and started writing ‘The Ultimate Betrayal.’ She keeps repeating the line: ‘Blake a baby, no, no, no.’ It’s very haunting.”

It’s not only haunting, it’s freaking scary that he was allowed to procreate with anyone.

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Amy Winehouse reportedly snubbed an offer to work with Eminem.

Sources say that Shady was hoping for a collaboration with Winehouse, but she passed on the chance to work with him on “Relapse”.

A source says, “Eminem has followed Amy’s career closely. They have both had drug addiction issues and he empathizes with her and hoped to feature her on Relapse. His idea was to make a track as magical as Stan. But unfortunately Amy declined. He understands that recently she hasn’t been in a state to focus on music because of her tumultuous private life but he hopes they will get together on a future project.”

I bet a Winehouse/Eminem collaboration would sound nifty. I hope she does it.

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Amy Winehouse is upsetting the applecart in the Caribbean by bugging fellow vacationers – again!

The singer has been seen stripping off at the hotel where she is currently staying. After spending two months vacationing in St. Lucia, and returning to London for a month, she’s ruffling feathers once more.

Yesterday she was spotted having fun in the sun, sans clothes. She’s staying at the Cotton Bay Village Hotel and was reportedly told that she couldn’t sunbathe topless on the beach.

A snitch on the island says, “Everyone was shocked. One miinute Amy was relaxing with friends on the beach and the next she was running around half naked. She seems to like lounging around topless and might have had enough of being told what to do. She was talking to herself as she ran and flailing her arms around but we couldn’t tell what she was saying – it didn’t make a bit of sense.”

Is Amy back on drugs?

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Amy Winehouse has failed to secure a work visa to enter the U.S. to play at Coachella this year.

Due to her current legal troubles, the American Embassy in London has denied her a visa, and thus, she won’t be able to perform at the Coachella Festival.

Amy was charged with assault from an incident where she punched fan Sherene Flash after she requested a picture of the singer.

Way to go, Amy! I definitely wouldn’t go to see The Killers without having her on the ticket.

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Apparently, Amy Winehouse feels that she has some unfinished business to attend to in London, because she has finally left her months long vacation in St. Lucia. Presumably, it’s to be with her “Blake No Longer Incarcerated”, even though he was said to have filed for divorce from the singer.

Or…maybe she’s staying away from Blake, for real.

A source says, “Amy has had a wonderful two months living the high life in St Lucia and, of course, she’s sad to be back to reality. But after getting her act together and staying off the drugs, she’s determined to stay clean. Camden holds a lot of bad memories – especially the time spent there with Blake. So while she was away her mum Janis went house-hunting on Amy’s behalf, looking at pads near her own. She found a Regency-style four-bedroom townhouse in a middle-class, suburban area in Barnet. Janis wants Amy close to her, so she can keep a strict eye on her daughter.”

Janis is a smart woman. As long as we can keep those two apart, the better the chances are that we’ll actually get an album from her sometime soon. Again, we can hope, right?

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