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Amy Winehouse’s ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil is in jail!

A judge remanded him into custody on charges of burglary and gun possession during his court appearance earlier today. He was arrested earlier this week and was charged with the burglary of a dwelling and possession of a firearm.

He and another guy, Christopher Sylvester, are slated to appear back in court on March 9, 2011.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

I wonder what Amy thinks about that? Her family is probably happy that she’s so far away from him! He was such a bad influence on her, getting her into drugs. Speaking of which, when are we getting a new Winehouse album already?

Miley Cyrus was seen cuddling with her rumored boyfriend, Joshua Bowman, on Saturday during their time at Griffith Park in Los Angeles. She has already denied dating him once, but since the rumors have circulated again – she is denying dating anyone.

Miley appeared on the purple carpet at Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never premiere and denied the reports altogether. She said, “I’m dating nobody! We’re at the park sitting together! We’re really good friends and he takes really good care of my dog.”

It looked as if they were acting a couple, but that’s just my humble opinion. What do you think? If she is really dating him, then maybe she just wants some privacy with it? Or it could be that she doesn’t want Amy Winehouse’s leftovers? Have your say in the comments!

If you were curious about what crackhead and drunk boobs look like, then there’s no need to troll the nearest street corner or bar. Earsucker.com has you covered — all in one spot.

You see, British singer Amy Winehouse was so smashed that she didn’t realize that her boobs were hanging out of her bikini. You’re welcome. Check out the uncensored photo, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Amy Winehouse says that she’s been clean from drugs for “almost three years” and she remains determined to stay clean.

She has overdosed a couple of times already and has also been hospitalized due to her addiction issues. But, she claims that is a thing of the past.

In a new interview, she said, “I’m much healthier now. I used to use drugs and I haven’t used drugs in almost three years. It’s not a hard thing. I literally woke up one day and was like, ‘I don’t want to do this anymore.’”

Good for her! I hope that she can keep her demons at bay long enough to continue giving us some good music for many years to come. Speaking of music, when are we due for another album from Amy? It’s been a while.

The animals may kick, scratch, bite, or in this case, snort all of your coke belongings.

Amy Winehouse posed outside of the Libertines reunion show to show off her best assets. And by assets, I mean her oddly shaped butt and her best crack smile.

For another photo of this hot mess, click here. Make sure you’ve digested your lunch first, as Earsucker.com takes no responsibility for that cheeseburger you just inhaled.

Perhaps this is a crackie mating call? Maybe Amy wants to hook up with Pete Doherty and inhale mass quantities of everything huffable hang out?

Amy Winehouse got into a fight with her boyfriend Reg Traviss and passed out at a picnic table at a bar. Wow, she really looks smashed!

She kissed Mischa Barton, got wasted drunk and strolled along with Russell Brand’s dad…and not necessarily in that order.

The Sun reports:

She broke off only briefly at 10pm before resuming her tour of Camden, the West End and Chinatown.

A source said: “I was told Amy ordered champagne and the group tucked into it before starting on pink cocktails. They were having a great time.”

Amy, by now sporting a new outfit, finally left Chinatown at 9.15am and headed for the Inn, where she first met Reg, 33.

There, cabbie Michael Prenpeh asked for his fare, but Amy wandered off and fell asleep at the table.

Michael said: “She was totally gone. She’d no idea what she was doing. She said her boyfriend had no respect for her and was blubbing away – I gave her a tissue.”

An onlooker said: “A car nearly hit her as she walked in the road. It had to brake really hard.”

I blame Mischa Barton.

Amy Winehouse’s new album should be out by the end of the year. She told Metro, “It’s going to be very much the same as my second album, where there’s a lot of jukebox stuff… I just can’t wait to have some new songs on stage.” Mark Ronson made her career by producing her second album, Back to Black.

Ronson told the The Sun that, “Although Winehouse’s record label was also promising a new album by the end of the year, I have my doubts. Amy hasn’t been working on her next record. When she’s got ten songs then we’ll go down to the studio together.”

Do you think she’ll make the album in time?

Of course Amy Winehouse’s parents approve of her new boyfriend, Reg Traviss. He doesn’t dress like he’s homeless and so far he hasn’t gotten Amy addicted to anything other than a better wardrobe. So, he can’t be that bad, can he?

Mitch Winehouse said, “He’s a really nice chap. They’re very fond of each other, so we will have to see how it goes.”

Amy’s mother Janice feels the same. She said, “You just want to see your child happy and healthy and if Reg can help Amy stay in a place like that, then it’s a good thing. Amy, bless her, is a little girl in love. I think it’s what’s called early days, but it’s great for me to see Reg making her so happy. She seems to like everything about him.”

What’s not to like? He’s well dressed and he doesn’t have an expensive drug habit. I’m sold. Now where’s our new album, Amy?

Amy Winehouse is striking a pose to let us all know that she can act. This role would be considered as “sleazy hooker”, but she’s really going for it, isn’t it?

Amy wants to make the transition from music to movies and has even signed up for acting classes. A snitch said, “Amy has enrolled for acting lessons at the Central School of Speech and Drama in north London. Everyone close to her thinks it’s a great idea and believes she could make the transition from singer to actress quite easily.”

Amy is keen to follow in the footsteps of Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe, except, of course, for the young death part. A source said, “Amy keeps talking about Marilyn Monroe. She’s obsessed with her and everything she stands for. Amy keeps saying she wants to die her hair blond, so she can be as sexy as Marilyn.”

What do you think of Amy’s movie career ambitions? I would just like for her to go into the studio already and get working on another album, but that’s just me.

Work that sassy orange hooker pose, Amy!

Amy Winehouse was getting ready to tie the knot for a second time with her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, but he has called the whole thing off.

These crazy kids first divorced over claims that she was committing adultery while in the Caribbean last year. The duo reaffirmed their love for each other and were planning on getting remarried this year.

Blake has reportedly called off the wedding ceremony after finding paparazzi photos of Amy getting close to a neighbor in her garden. He reportedly said that he was calling off the wedding so that he could work on his own drug rehab.

A source said, “Blake had his suspicions about the neighbor so when the pictures emerged of them together, he confronted her. He’s now in absolute bits. He thought that this time it was going to be forever but now he’s convinced himself that she’s up to no good and he’s moved back up to Sheffield. They had a massive row before he left and she did little to reassure him that their relationship would be okay. He was due to move into her new house and they were serious about having a baby. Amy’s been ringing him but he’s stopped answering. He just can’t get the image of her cheating out of his head.”

Euroops has posted their top fifty most popular women on the web and the list is pretty extensive.

It includes Kelly Clarkson, Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton and Jennifer Aniston, among many many others. What was so funny about this list is number seven. Justin Bieber!

It must confirm the rumors that he really is a teenage lesbian! I kid, I kid. But it’s still funny.

This is not going to turn out well. Apparently Amy Winehouse thinks right now is the right time to become a mother. Her father, Mitch Winehouse, says that she’s been broody and has been talking about having babies.

He said, “She’s become so broody. She loves kids – especially all our little cousins. She’s been talking about having a baby and is now at the age where she wants to have a baby. But I can’t see her settling down with 15 children just yet.”

She has also tweeted about her love for Blake, saying, “i love my husband Blake an it aint wrong! marry for life. miss kissing ya s-a-i-l-o-r”.

I hope she knows what she’s doing. He was the one that got her into the hard drugs.

Amy Winehouse wants lessons on how to drive. She tweeted, “I WANT. DRIVING LESSONS…an machete BUT. IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE.”

Afterward, she tweeted, “I NEEEEEEEEEED DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE> auntie rene more.!i’ll pay, you jus come’long fo’craziness”

Then, she tweeted, “auntie rene, come help me it’ll be me an violetta. i kkkkknow i’ve misssed the point of this but. but this this this this this this this (sic).”

Can she stay clean enough to learn how to drive?

Amy Winehouse is backing a new campaign which is seeking to encourage women to take better care of their vaginas.

The makers of Mooncup, a new feminine hygiene product, are surveying women around the world, trying to break the taboo surrounding women’s reproductive organs.

Contact Music reports:

To promote their product, Mooncup bosses are asking ladies to log onto loveyourvagina.com and reveal the nicknames they use for their vaginas.

Amy chimes in, saying that she has already named hers. She said, “I call it my little VaJew-Jew.”

Amy Winehouse lashed out at her father for his appearance on British documentary “My Daughter Amy” last week, after he discussed her drug addiction and relationship with ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

Mitch said, “Amy quit the drugs in her own way. In 2008, she said to me, ‘Dad, I don’t want to do this any more.’ And she hasn’t. I’m proud of her for that than for her music – she’s done it all herself. But she’s not out of the woods yet. She’s a recovering addict and other problems have developed. Shopping is a problem. She’ll go into Agent Provocateur and spend £3,000 in one go.”

He also commented on her troubled relationship with Blake, saying, “Their relationship was a disaster. It was destructive and they’re lucky one of them didn’t die. Two addicts can’t be in a relationship.”

On January 8th, Amy took to her Twitter account to bash her father for speaking out about her private problems, publicly.

She said, “WHY don’t my dad WRITE a SONG when somethin bothers him instead of going on national tv? an you thought YOUR parents were embarassing.”

Ouch.

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I guess this wouldn’t be the first time Amy Winehouse has lashed out at someone.

Amy was in attendance at a local theater, watching a Cinderella play when she started spouting off obscenities during the show. Parents complained about her shouting and swearing and she was asked to move to a private box.

She allegedly attacked the theater manager, Richard Pound, kicking him in the groin and pulling his hair. There has been no complaint filed as of yet, but the incident is under investigation.

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According to Amy Winehouse’s goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, the singer has not reconciled with ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.

The duo sparked rumors that they had reconciled after being snapped secretly getting together.

Bromfield says, “She went there to call it quits once and for all. Seriously. They’re over now. She can do so much better than him, but she is single now. She’s not with Blake.”

Good for her, I hope this is true. Blake is a drug abusing loser and he’s bad news for her.

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Amy Winehouse was hospitalized recently for what was thought to be a mixup in her medication, but has been revealed to be leaky breast implants.

Her father, Mitch confirmed that it was actually because of her new boob job. He said while pointing to his chest, “It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little leaky something or other.”

A friend of hers said, “She saw something oozing out of her top. To see stuff seeping out was horrible.”

Her dad seems creepy to me…I can’t imagine my dad talking about my boobs on national television, or at all for that matter. What a creep.

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In addition to having breast enhancement surgery, Amy Winehouse says that she also wants to get a nose job. She has already spent roughly $58,775 on her boob job, but wants to get some more work done, even though her family is set against it.

A source said, “Everyone tells her that there’s nothing wrong with her nose. But Amy does nothing by halves. Now she’s beaten drugs, plastic surgery must not become her next obsession. Since changing her boobs, Amy has been scrutinizing her body.”

I think her nose is fine, she should leave the plastic surgery to the pros, like Joan Rivers. Having plastic surgery unnecessarily is also an addiction, as well as the painkillers that come as a result.

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Amy Winehouse has really cleaned herself up. She has seemingly kicked the drug habit and has gone on a self-improvement kick. She recently got breast enhancement surgery, she’s gotten her lips plumped for that special trout pout, and now she wants a little junk in her trunk.

A source said, “Amy loves her boobs. She can’t stop touching them and showing them off to friends. She says she feels womanly again and wants to be more curvy like she used to be. She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.”

I guess her father would be able to corroborate that story. When asked how his daughter was doing, Mitch Winehouse commented, “Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well.” That crap is so gross, I can’t even think about it. What a Joe Simpson slob.

I’m starting to think that she’s either addicted to having the surgeries, or maybe it’s just the drugs that they give you during recovery?

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Amy Winehouse busted out with some rhymes (we think) during a jamming session with her friend Zalon.

You can see the results, after the jump: (continue reading…)

It’s eau de funk. Apparently Amy Winehouse wants in on the cash cow that belongs to celebrity fragrance makers. Britney Spears has launched a highly successful campaign, as well as Christina Aguilera and other singers. So what makes Amy any different?

I mean, besides the fact that she doesn’t look like she’s even had a bath in the last century, let alone wear perfume?

A source claims that Mitch Winehouse is pushing for it and that she’s already had a deal on the table for a half million dollars. Amy has refused thus far, but a new fragrance sporting her 1950′s smoky scent could be out in stores before you know it. Stay tuned.

Amy Winehouse is driving her record label crazy, this time, by insisting on recording her next album in a Caribbean language. Well, she sure has spent enough time there! (continue reading…)