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Well, in a completely unexpected fashion, skanky socialite and pseudo-celebrity Paris “tramp” Hilton was arrested Friday night in Las Vegas. For, of all things, COCAINE POSSESSION!

OH MY GOD! BIG TIME SHOCKING NEWS RIGHT?

HA! Fucking twat!

TMZ.com reported that a car that Hilton was traveling in, was pulled over outside the Wynn hotel in Vegas, and the driver was to be charged with drug related DUI. And as she was pulling of ALL things lip balm out of her purse, out popped a baggie of COCAINE!

Totally laughable.

She ingeniously thought up the excuse that it wasn’t hers. So of course, the cops bought her story and set her free…. not so much!

She was arrested for possession of a controlled substance, and released.

When will idiots like her get a clue? I guess they will do anything to make the news…

Not wanting Lindsay Lohan to have the entire spotlight on her for being in jail, Snooki has just gotten arrested in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

There aren’t many reports yet as to what she’s been detained for, but we’ll keep you posted as soon as anything is available.

Can’t wait for the mug shot goodness!

Stay tuned…

Update: Cops busted Snooki for disorderly conduct. Stay tuned!

[Photo Credit: Newscom]

Amy Winehouse has been arrested for drug offenses.

She is currently at the police department being questioned in East London.

Amy needs to lay off the drugs and the headbutting people, already.

When is she going to learn?