Tag: Ashlee Simpson
Musical Tidbits!
by roberta on Mar.10, 2009, under Uncategorized

Let’s see what’s going on in the world of music today!
Britney Spears Has A “Wardrobe Malfunction” – Hollywood Dame
Jamie Lynn Spears To Record A Country Album? – Rumors In Music
Would You Headbang Along With ‘Headbang Hero‘? – Metal Martyr
Chris Brown Gives Rihanna A Diamond Ring? – Rihanna Buff
Britney Spears’ Conservatorship To End? – Tragicomical
Miley Cyrus Is Breaking The Law – Allie Is Wired
Dolly Parton Is Looking Like A Plastic Backwoods Barbie – Popbytes
Have You Heard The New Chris Cornell Album? – Afro Jacks
Biggie Smalls Vs. Thomas The Tank Engine – The Listenerd
The American Idol Non-Emergency Is Over – Video Gum
Ashlee Simpson Is Not Going To Sing Anymore? – Snarkerati
Kelly Clarkson Sings “Can We Go Back” – Gossip Sucker
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Pete Wentz shares too much info about Ashlee Simpson
by roberta on Dec.17, 2008, under articles

[Photo Credit: Newscom]
Thanks to Pete Wentz for sharing too much info about his wife, Ashlee Simpson, now we can sleep. Dummy. If I were her, I’d be smacking him upside his head for dishing too many details about private matters.
Earlier Tuesday, the Fall Out Boy bassist talked to Howard Stern, in which he shared too much. But apparently he didn’t think so. He said of him and his wife, “We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably doing it in the green room right now. Hopefully the kid doesn’t change it.”
He said that Ashlee’s not ready to go all the way yet, but that they “do other fun stuff.” Thanks to Pete, that nasty thought will stay in my head for ages to come.
He went on to say that they did it at the Soho Grand Hotel and he had mirrors in the room so he could watch himself. How romantic.
For a nice snarky view, click here.
Pete Wentz is 90 percent sure they’re having a boy
by roberta on Sep.09, 2008, under articles

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Pete Wentz says that he is 90 percent sure that his and Ashlee Simpson’s baby is going to be a boy.
He talked to Playboy magazine where he said just that and that their baby is due around Thanksgiving. He said that his friend Andrew told him to name the baby something fit for either a rock star or a senator.
Any suggestions? With all of the stars coming out with such funky names, do you think they should stick with something normal?
Pete Wentz is selling his bachelor pad
by roberta on Aug.05, 2008, under articles

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After he married Ashlee Simpson in May, Pete Wentz has finally decided to sell his Hollywood Hills bachelor pad. Pete put the three-bedroom, three-bath house on the market this week. He purchased the home in 2006 for $1,625,000 and is trying to sell it for $1,799,000.
He must think that because he lived there, that increases the value?
According to Wentz’s realtor listing, the “late mid-century” house has “sweeping 180 degree views of the Valley to the Hollywood Sign.” The “secluded celebrity Hollywood Hills hide-a-way features a light and bright floor plan with fantastic architectural details, land, pool, spa & outdoor BBQ entertaining area.”
We helped him purchase this house, guys. What has Fall Out Boy done for us lately?
Snoop Dogg offers Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson baby advice
by roberta on Jun.16, 2008, under articles

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Snoop Dogg is doling out parenting tips to people again! First, he gave the advice to start a family to Beyonce and Jay-Z, and now he’s offering tips to Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson.
Snoop advised Wentz to put his new baby’s crip in the garage because, “You don’t want the baby next to you crying because you’re going to want to knock the boots with Ashlee once she’s had the baby.”
He also told Wentz to ignore early-learning videos for his child and to stick to rap and hip-hop promos instead.
Of course he was kidding, it was a skit. Ya gotta love Snoop.
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz postpones her summer tour
by roberta on Jun.02, 2008, under articles

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Ashlee Simpson is putting off her “long anticipated” (yeah, right!) summer tour. She is probably going to cite her pregnancy and health reasons as the culprit, but we know the real reason why she’s postponing the show….
It’s because she sucks! No one was really going to buy tickets to hear her “sing” anyways. Besides that, it will give her free time to pimp out her baby bump to the tabloids and make oodles of cash.
Ashlee Simpson is now Ashlee Wentz – oh yeah, she’s pregnant too!
by roberta on May.29, 2008, under articles

[Photo Credit: Newscom]
Who knew Ashlee Simpson was knocked up?!?? It’s not like it was a secret or anything…right?
First comes baby, then comes marriage, then, confirmation of baby. Doh!
I guess she’s a traditionalist or something, because she has decided to take the name of Fall Out Dud, Pete Wentz.
Ashlee Simpson flashed Pete Wentz on their first date?
by roberta on May.15, 2008, under articles

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Speaking on an L.A. radio station, Pete Wentz recalled his first date with Ashlee Simpson:
Recalling their first date, Wentz chuckled, “The first time we really hung out she flashed me, and that was awesome… It was love at first sight.”
Ewww…words cannot express the amount of eye bleach I’m going to need after picturing that in my head.
And their wedding is planned for sometime this weekend. You can purchase a press pass to attend if you have a cool million laying around that you’re not using….
Ashlee Simpson is not going to ever be a great singer
by roberta on Apr.19, 2008, under articles
Proof. She’s not her sister and she never will be….give it up already.
Pete Wentz makes me gag
by roberta on Apr.11, 2008, under articles

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I know, I know, chivalry is not dead…blah, blah, blah.
Apparently, Petey thought it was 1950 and asked for permission to marry Ashlee Simpson.
Awwww….
Back to our regularly scheduled nonsense…