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Ashlee Simpson is planning on taking a break from everything as soon as she finishes her stint in “Chicago”. She said that the reason for this is so she can care for her son, Bronx Mowgli.

In February, she will take a hiatus from the entertainment industry, thus making way for Michelle Williams, formerly of Destiny’s Child, to take over the role.

She said, “We’ll see what’s next, but I’m gonna have some mommy time and take a little break. I’ve had a blast here doing Chicago. It’s been wonderful and to be on stage in Broadway, that was always a dream of mine, so it’s been great. I’ve got two weeks left and I’ve really enjoyed it and I’m ready to get back home.”

Jessica Simpson just tweeted a picture of herself along with sister Ashlee, donning a Who-ville-inspired hairdo. I guess it just goes to show that this heffer will put anything in her mouth. Oh snap.

Boy those curls have faded FAST.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz looked goofy as they hid from the paparazzi after emerging from a Halloween shop.

Guess some people just want their privacy. Too funny.

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Ashlee Simpson took to her official Twitter page to show all of her fans this original piece of artwork.

She said, “miss painting on our balcony..express your self hay hay hay hay. the fun of it is you don’t have to be good..why not take a chance it feels good gosh darnit.”

I guess you really don’t have to be good to do it. Check out the full sized pic here. What do you think?

Perez Hilton posted an article earlier today, claiming that Pete Wentz thinks his relationship with Ashlee Simpson has become a hindrance to the band.

When one fan caught wind of this, she tweeted Pete to get the news directly from the source. She said, “@petewentz PETE! what the f*ck is this about dude!? http://perezhilton.com/2009… is it true!?!?” (Not linking to said article.)

His response was classic, he said, “yeah a unicorn fact-checked it, ash loves fob.”

Perez employs unicorns? Or even fact checkers, for that matter?

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz wants to embark on a life as a fashion designer, just like her big sister, Jessica. She’s already proven that she’s an awful singer, and after having gotten the boot from “Melrose Place”, we thought we’d heard the last from her.

She has since landed the part of Roxie Hart in the Broadway production of “Chicago”. But that’s not enough for her, she also wants to taint the fashion industry with her ideas. Poor thing should stop taking cues from Lindsay Lohan already.

A source said, “Ashlee wants to start a clothing line. She wants it to be both preppy and punk rock. She thinks she can really succeed in fashion.”

And after she doesn’t, will her sister Twitter bash the house that takes her designs when they fail?

Source: Simpson-Wentz Wants Own Fashion Line – Contact Music

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Let’s see what’s going on in the world of music today!

Britney Spears Has A “Wardrobe Malfunction” – Hollywood Dame

Jamie Lynn Spears To Record A Country Album? – Rumors In Music

Would You Headbang Along With ‘Headbang Hero‘? – Metal Martyr

Chris Brown Gives Rihanna A Diamond Ring? – Rihanna Buff

Britney Spears’ Conservatorship To End? – Tragicomical

Miley Cyrus Is Breaking The Law – Allie Is Wired

Dolly Parton Is Looking Like A Plastic Backwoods Barbie – Popbytes

Have You Heard The New Chris Cornell Album? – Afro Jacks

Biggie Smalls Vs. Thomas The Tank Engine – The Listenerd

The American Idol Non-Emergency Is Over – Video Gum

Ashlee Simpson Is Not Going To Sing Anymore? – Snarkerati

Kelly Clarkson Sings “Can We Go Back” – Gossip Sucker

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Thanks to Pete Wentz for sharing too much info about his wife, Ashlee Simpson, now we can sleep. Dummy. If I were her, I’d be smacking him upside his head for dishing too many details about private matters.

Earlier Tuesday, the Fall Out Boy bassist talked to Howard Stern, in which he shared too much. But apparently he didn’t think so. He said of him and his wife, “We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably doing it in the green room right now. Hopefully the kid doesn’t change it.”

He said that Ashlee’s not ready to go all the way yet, but that they “do other fun stuff.” Thanks to Pete, that nasty thought will stay in my head for ages to come.

He went on to say that they did it at the Soho Grand Hotel and he had mirrors in the room so he could watch himself. How romantic.

For a nice snarky view, click here.

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Pete Wentz says that he is 90 percent sure that his and Ashlee Simpson’s baby is going to be a boy.

He talked to Playboy magazine where he said just that and that their baby is due around Thanksgiving. He said that his friend Andrew told him to name the baby something fit for either a rock star or a senator.

Any suggestions? With all of the stars coming out with such funky names, do you think they should stick with something normal?

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After he married Ashlee Simpson in May, Pete Wentz has finally decided to sell his Hollywood Hills bachelor pad. Pete put the three-bedroom, three-bath house on the market this week. He purchased the home in 2006 for $1,625,000 and is trying to sell it for $1,799,000.

He must think that because he lived there, that increases the value?

According to Wentz’s realtor listing, the “late mid-century” house has “sweeping 180 degree views of the Valley to the Hollywood Sign.” The “secluded celebrity Hollywood Hills hide-a-way features a light and bright floor plan with fantastic architectural details, land, pool, spa & outdoor BBQ entertaining area.”

We helped him purchase this house, guys. What has Fall Out Boy done for us lately?

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Snoop Dogg is doling out parenting tips to people again! First, he gave the advice to start a family to Beyonce and Jay-Z, and now he’s offering tips to Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson.

Snoop advised Wentz to put his new baby’s crip in the garage because, “You don’t want the baby next to you crying because you’re going to want to knock the boots with Ashlee once she’s had the baby.”

He also told Wentz to ignore early-learning videos for his child and to stick to rap and hip-hop promos instead.

Of course he was kidding, it was a skit. Ya gotta love Snoop.

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Ashlee Simpson is putting off her “long anticipated” (yeah, right!) summer tour. She is probably going to cite her pregnancy and health reasons as the culprit, but we know the real reason why she’s postponing the show….

It’s because she sucks! No one was really going to buy tickets to hear her “sing” anyways. Besides that, it will give her free time to pimp out her baby bump to the tabloids and make oodles of cash.

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Who knew Ashlee Simpson was knocked up?!?? It’s not like it was a secret or anything…right?

First comes baby, then comes marriage, then, confirmation of baby. Doh!

I guess she’s a traditionalist or something, because she has decided to take the name of Fall Out Dud, Pete Wentz.

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Speaking on an L.A. radio station, Pete Wentz recalled his first date with Ashlee Simpson:

Recalling their first date, Wentz chuckled, “The first time we really hung out she flashed me, and that was awesome… It was love at first sight.”

Ewww…words cannot express the amount of eye bleach I’m going to need after picturing that in my head.

And their wedding is planned for sometime this weekend. You can purchase a press pass to attend if you have a cool million laying around that you’re not using….

Proof. She’s not her sister and she never will be….give it up already.

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I know, I know, chivalry is not dead…blah, blah, blah.

Apparently, Petey thought it was 1950 and asked for permission to marry Ashlee Simpson.

Awwww….

Back to our regularly scheduled nonsense…