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Pete Wentz says that he is 90 percent sure that his and Ashlee Simpson’s baby is going to be a boy.

He talked to Playboy magazine where he said just that and that their baby is due around Thanksgiving. He said that his friend Andrew told him to name the baby something fit for either a rock star or a senator.

Any suggestions? With all of the stars coming out with such funky names, do you think they should stick with something normal?

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After he married Ashlee Simpson in May, Pete Wentz has finally decided to sell his Hollywood Hills bachelor pad. Pete put the three-bedroom, three-bath house on the market this week. He purchased the home in 2006 for $1,625,000 and is trying to sell it for $1,799,000.

He must think that because he lived there, that increases the value?

According to Wentz’s realtor listing, the “late mid-century” house has “sweeping 180 degree views of the Valley to the Hollywood Sign.” The “secluded celebrity Hollywood Hills hide-a-way features a light and bright floor plan with fantastic architectural details, land, pool, spa & outdoor BBQ entertaining area.”

We helped him purchase this house, guys. What has Fall Out Boy done for us lately?

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Snoop Dogg is doling out parenting tips to people again! First, he gave the advice to start a family to Beyonce and Jay-Z, and now he’s offering tips to Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson.

Snoop advised Wentz to put his new baby’s crip in the garage because, “You don’t want the baby next to you crying because you’re going to want to knock the boots with Ashlee once she’s had the baby.”

He also told Wentz to ignore early-learning videos for his child and to stick to rap and hip-hop promos instead.

Of course he was kidding, it was a skit. Ya gotta love Snoop.

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Ashlee Simpson is putting off her “long anticipated” (yeah, right!) summer tour. She is probably going to cite her pregnancy and health reasons as the culprit, but we know the real reason why she’s postponing the show….

It’s because she sucks! No one was really going to buy tickets to hear her “sing” anyways. Besides that, it will give her free time to pimp out her baby bump to the tabloids and make oodles of cash.

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Who knew Ashlee Simpson was knocked up?!?? It’s not like it was a secret or anything…right?

First comes baby, then comes marriage, then, confirmation of baby. Doh!

I guess she’s a traditionalist or something, because she has decided to take the name of Fall Out Dud, Pete Wentz.

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Speaking on an L.A. radio station, Pete Wentz recalled his first date with Ashlee Simpson:

Recalling their first date, Wentz chuckled, “The first time we really hung out she flashed me, and that was awesome… It was love at first sight.”

Ewww…words cannot express the amount of eye bleach I’m going to need after picturing that in my head.

And their wedding is planned for sometime this weekend. You can purchase a press pass to attend if you have a cool million laying around that you’re not using….

Proof. She’s not her sister and she never will be….give it up already.

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I know, I know, chivalry is not dead…blah, blah, blah.

Apparently, Petey thought it was 1950 and asked for permission to marry Ashlee Simpson.

Awwww….

Back to our regularly scheduled nonsense…

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How cool is that! After many months of speculation that the couple were going to get married, we have just learned that the happy couple are indeed engaged!

Congratulations are in order!

God, I wonder what their children are going to look like.

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz has said that he can’t stand Ashlee Simpson’s too-revealing outfits and has taken a liking to stitching them up for her personally. He says that he has taken up sewing as a hobby because it calms his nerves.

Ashlee Simpson does like to wear her tight and revealing clothes, but he decided on his own to stitch them up, so maybe her goodies aren’t falling out all over the place?

Control freak or weirdo? Or both?

This video is from Ashlee Simpson’s third album, produced by Timbaland.

What do you think?