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Tonight is an all new episode of Two And A Half Men’s ninth season and we’ve waited for so long! In case you’ve missed the last episode of the show, you can check out our official recap here.

This episode is titled, The Duchess Of Dull-In-Sack — check out the official synopsis:

Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta’s special brownies.

Does Walden try to get Zoey high?!? What on Earth is he thinking? Has the show hit a new low with this scripting?

Will there be any more penis jokes? Will Walden and Zoey break things off? Will they fight? Do you even care? All of these questions and more will be answered when we recap the show at 9PM EST. Stay tuned!

RECAP:

Walden faces a big problem as he finds that his girlfriend Zoey doesn’t enjoying sex with him anymore. Walden talks to Alan about the problem and Alan asks him if he’s ever talked to Zoey about it. Walden says no and Alan tells him to do so.

Later, Walden makes a date to be with Zoey and she gets a babysitter for her daughter for the evening. Walden confronts her about not enjoying their sex life, when Berta overhears their talk. Walden suggests that they role play. Zoey tells Walden that she is satisfied with their sex life, but he’s not buying it.

After eavesdropping on their chat, Berta offers Walden some of her pot brownies in an attempt to loosen Zoey up. Walden and Zoey watch a movie together, but after eating one of the brownies, she gets paranoid that someone is coming after her.

RECAP HERE!

Are Demi Moore’s recent troubles all because of her estranged husband Ashton Kutcher? Not so, says a close friend of the actress.

Her pal said, “This is not just about Ashton. I’m sure Ashton would like to think it’s all about him.”

Is Ashton really all that self-absorbed to think that Demi’s issues revolve around him completely? The friend went on to say, “What she’s going through now is not just things not working out with Ashton. It’s really more about the toll it takes on an ambitious woman in this town.”

The friend explains, “Meaning constantly having to prove you’re not just a pretty face, but a talented actor, as well. Constantly having to prove you’re a good mother, not just a celebutante around town who goes to parties instead of looking after her family. Having to stay sober in a town that’s so not. Demi’s had a fight in her for many years, before Ashton ever came along.”

In the end, we were curious as to whether or not Ashton helped Demi or if he hindered her in any way. The pal revealed, “Oh, help, very much so. She loved him, and he her! Don’t forget that. But this was before…trouble began.”

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Demi Moore was apparently tossing back a ton of energy drinks along with taking Adderall prior to being hospitalized. A source close to the actress revealed, “Demi has been taking Adderall and drinking energy drinks and starving herself and those are some of the serious causes that led her to collapse on Monday night.”

Demi was rushed to the hospital, after it was said that she was taking Whip Its and had suffered a seizure. The source went on to say, “The pills and starvation destroyed Demi and this has been a problem for about a year.”

It was even rumored that Demi’s partying was the cause of her estranged husband, Ashton Kutcher, leaving. We don’t actually believe that, we think she ditched him for his cheating, but that’s a whole other article.

The source revealed, “She’s constantly jacked up on Adderall and combining that with not eating accounts for her loopy behavior and anorexic body frame. She literally refuses to eat any food. She’s depressed over her career and coupled with the stress and heartbreak over the split, all of this emotional turmoil in totality has taken a serious physical toll on her body.”

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Despite what it looks like, a source has revealed that Ashton Kutcher is still really concerned about his estranged wife, Demi Moore.

He was partying in Brazil and had even attended a Bruno Mars concert with a mystery woman, but the spy says that his actions don’t mean that he doesn’t care about her.

The source revealed, “Ashton is deeply concerned for Demi.”

The source also said that he was in Brazil for work on an ad campaign when he heard the news that she was hospitalized. The source said, “He still cares about her and wants the best for her. But their marriage is ending and they are both moving on with their lives.”

Is that just damage control or does he really care about her well-being? What do you think? It’s not like we expected him to rush to be by her side, right?

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Charlie Sheen was famously replaced on former show Two And A Half Men, after going off on the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre. The show killed him off on the ninth season’s premiere episode and replaced him with Ashton Kutcher’s new character, Walden Schmidt.

Charlie has said that he wished Ashton the best on his new endeavor, but apparently he has changed his mind!

In a new interview at this year’s NATPE conference in Miami, he said, “I don’t think it should go on past this year. I just think that people are there because there’s nowhere else to go. Yet.”

He also talked of his new show, Anger Management, saying, “We will not disappoint. At this stage of the game, to deliver a turd? It’s not going to happen. It’s going to be an absolute f**king rocket ship to the moon.”

He went on to speak of his former show, saying, “I don’t want to harp on them. Let the clueless stay clueless…I was a puppet there for ratings. But whatever, I don’t care. I’ve moved on, and whatever they’re doing there is none of my business.”

He added, “Hats off to Ashton for doing the best job that he can. I don’t think that he’s working with the best writing because [Chuck Lorre is] doing too many shows. He and Jon and Angus deserve better material.”

What do you think of his comments on the show? Should they give it the axe? Or are you still watching?

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According to reports, Demi Moore might just be trying out online dating with Match.com, if her friend Jennifer Aniston has anything to say about it.

Demi is currently going through a highly publicized divorce from Ashton Kutcher, after it was rumored that he cheated on her twice — once with Brittney Jones and once with Sara Leal. But now, we’re hearing that she might give online dating a try!

Britain’s Now magazine has revealed that Jennifer is trying to get Demi to give it a try. But will she be successful?

A source said, :Jen’s done it and told Demi it really helped raise her confidence.”

Demi has been rumored to be dating model Blake Corl-Baietti, who is also a National Guardsman. The source went on to reveal, “It’s earyl days but Blake’s a much more serious character than Ashton Kutcher and loves to cook for her.”

Previously, Demi commented in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar that she was worried that she wasn’t worthy of being loved. She said, “What scares me is that I’m going to ultimately find out at the end of my life that I’m really not lovable, that I’m not worthy of being loved. That there’s something fundamentally wrong with me and that I wasn’t wanted here in the first place.”

That’s so not true. Everyone is worthy of being loved, Demi. It’s just that Ashton wasn’t the right person for you. But if it’s not this Blake guy, there will be someone else. We just know it!

Who do you think Demi should date when she’s ready? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts!

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Two And A Half Men actor Ashton Kutcher was the victim of a Twitter hacker!

The nefarious hacker sent out messages on the social networking service, mentioning that he was hanging out with Lorene Scafaria. She’s the Italian screenwriter that Ashton denied dating after being spotted with her after his split from Demi Moore.

The hacker tweeted, “First official sleepover with my girl @lorenescafaria so maybe breakfast with everyone next time! (@ Lorene’s House).”

Ashton caught on to the hacker after he got into his FourSquare account. He sent a tweet to the hacker, saying, “Ok Mr Hacker, you only made one mistake. You hacked my Foursquare and I now know your address. Whoops….This is gonna be fun.”

He added, “I’m coming for you my friend”, adding a photo of the hacker’s location.

Later, he deleted those messages on Twitter and put this message up instead: “Big props to http://foursquare.com for your amazing security team!”

Get ‘em Ashton! I don’t blame him for going after the guy…What do you think?

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In case you hadn’t previously seen, Ashton Kutcher has cut his hair. Now, we know why! He debuts his newly shorn and shaved look on tonight’s episode of Two And A Half Men, titled, A Possum On Chemo. In case you’ve missed last week’s show, titled, Slowly And In A Circular Fashion, you can read our entire recap of the show here.

Synopsis of tonight’s episode:

Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving (and apparently it works; Ashton Kutcher debuted a jarringly clean-cut appearance at the TCA winter press tour last week). Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey rekindle their relationship. SOURCE

Obviously Zoey gets her way with Walden, he’s a real pushover. I wonder how Bridget will react to his new look? I also have to wonder what she thinks of Zoey assisting Walden with their company?

Alan is also finding love with his ex-girlfriend, Lyndsey, even though he dreamed that she hooked up with Walden…

Are you looking forward to tonight’s episode? Ashton is going back to his boyishly good looks tonight? Or did you prefer his hippie look better? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Now that Ashton Kutcher has settled in for his role as Walden Schmidt on Two And A Half Men, we are curious as to whether or not he is planning to reprise his role for the show’s tenth season.

Ashton reportedly signed a one-year deal with CBS for the show – so it appears to be up in the air as to whether or not he will be returning next season. But one thing’s for sure, he definitely wants to make a comeback.

He said, “I have a couple of features I want to do during the hiatus and right now I am looking at it as a hiatus. I’m having a lot of fun. I’m interested in doing more.”

The thing is, do fans of the show want him to return? There has been online clamoring about the untimely demise of Charlie Sheen’s character since the ninth season began. How the show’s creators failed to pay homage to Charlie in the beginning of this season seemed to draw the ire of fans.

Do you want to see Ashton Kutcher get signed on for the tenth season of Two And A Half Men? Hit the comments and let us know what you think!

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Now that Ashton Kutcher has replaced Charlie Sheen on Two And A Half Men, Charlie was left impressed by the events surrounding his successor’s personal life.

Now that Ashton is on the show, his personal life is appearing to mimic Charlie’s character. Charlie said, “Do you think that’s intentional? Was it a plan of his? I was kind of impressed…I thought, ‘Hey, man, make it colorful!’”

Demi Moore filed for divorce after it was rumored that Ashton had an affair with Sara Leal on the sixth anniversary of their wedding. So does Charlie have any words of wisdom for Ashton?

He said, “No, that’s personal stuff that he’s got to deal with. I don’t know the man well enough to offer advice. I just wish him well and hope it all ends peacefully.”

When speaking of his own media tirades, he added, “It is what it was. But I just try to pick my spots wisely and think a little longer before I speak.”

Do you think Charlie was in awe of the “goddess” that Ashton hooked up with for his fling? Ha.

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Uh oh! Ashton Kutcher might be worried about this one! Sources have revealed that his estranged wife, Demi Moore, might be writing a tell all book about their high-profile divorce!

Reportedly, Demi has signed a book deal for $1.3 million to reveal all of the saucy details about their split. She was devastated when filing for divorce, but this would be the ultimate revenge, wouldn’t it? Sounds like a real page-turner to us!

A source said, “We already had a great book outline from her in which she said she would write about overcoming her alcohol and cocaine addictions. Now she’s going to blow the lid on her six-year marriage to Ashton, so what would have been a best-selling book is going to become a blockbuster.”

It was said that Ashton wanted to spend some of the holidays with Demi’s daughters, Scout, Rumer and Tallulah, but they were having none of it. They even told their mother to keep their holiday plans a secret from him. I guess they didn’t want the drama around Christmas time? I can’t say that I blame them, the holidays are for family. When he cheated, he lost the ability to be all chummy with her daughters whenever he wanted. It serves him right!

What do you think?

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