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Reality actress, Audrina Patridge wants all of us to know that her boobs are not fake. Despite all of the rumors of breast enlargement surgery, she says that’s not the case.

She has appeared in numerous bikini photo shoots, which means that she’s not shy about her issue, which she says, is a problem with her chest bone. Apparently, it affects the appearance of her boobage. I feel like I’m writing a PSA for how to lie about your obvious boob job here. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

When asked about whether or not she went under the knife, she said, “I don’t like to talk about that. Well, see I have this chest problem. My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something. So I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.”

She also revealed that she’s tired of the rumors of plastic surgery all of the time and blames that on her former co-star, Heidi Montag. Hey, when all else fails, blame Heidi. It was probably easier for the reporter to swallow because they didn’t have Wikipedia handy to check out this “pectoralis something” that she referred to. Heidi has been sliced and diced and she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, so it’s easy to pin crap on her.

Audrina added, “I always get asked about that because of Heidi and there’s all these rumors and they all say I’ve had, like, six procedures, and I’m like, ‘Where do you get that?’ Look at the pictures. I fluctuate in weight a lot. And as far as my face, I’ve never had anything done.”

Suuuuurrre. What do you think? Lies, lies or how about LIES?!???

If you’ll remember, Audrina Patridge was ousted from Dancing With The Stars on October 26th. That night, her mother Lynn hit up Beso where she became intoxicated and started ranting about everything from The Hills to Lauren Conrad.

When talking about Lauren, Lynn said, “If that bitch wants to bring it on, let’s go.” Since, Lynn has issued an apology for her drunken tirade.

When Lauren was approached to discuss Audrina, her new reality show and her mother Lynn’s comments, she said that they’ll have to agree to disagree. When asked about Audrina’s reality show, Lauren said, “I think it’s good for her. And no, I really don’t think about it like that at all.”

When she was asked about whether or not her feelings were hurt by Lynn’s comments, she responded, “I really don’t have a comment on that right now, thanks.”

Did we expect her to go after Lynn or Audrina? It’s good that she took the high road. Agreed?

Audrina Patridge’s mom Lynn got tanked outside of Beso on Tuesday night and she wasn’t shy at all about her feelings about Dancing With The Stars, Lauren Conrad or The Hills.

In the video, she was seen going off on everyone under the sun after having a few drinks inside the restaurant. Her friend Kelly tried to yank her away, but that wasn’t stopping Lynn! No, she was on a mission! (Watch the video here).

Now, Lynn is apologizing for the rant, blaming it on the “heat of the moment”. She said, “I am sincerely sorry for the negative things I said in the heat of the moment. As a mother, there is no pain in this world like seeing your children upset. I am so proud of my daughter and all she has accomplished on Dancing with the Stars. I was extremely emotional after her elimination — it just came as such a shock. I want to apologize for offending anyone.”

She needs her own show STAT.

In a stunning upset last night, The Hills star Audrina Patridge was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

It was widely believed that Kurt Warner would be eliminated from the dancing competition because he scored the lowest possible scores on Monday’s show. In the end, it was between two really good dancers, Audrina and Jennifer Grey.

What do you think of the results? Are you surprised that she was axed?

Update: Audrina’s mother, Lynn, got smashed while at Beso in L.A. last night and told everyone how she really feels about Lauren Conrad, Dancing With The Stars and The Hills! Check out the video HERE.