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Veteran actress and all-around comedian Betty White has recorded a rap song! I love the idea already and we haven’t even heard it yet. Betty should be involved in everything. She should be the Kim Kardashian of the world, signing merchandising deals and getting involved in everything related to the entertainment business. But alas, we’re stuck with Kim….

But I digress…

At the spry age of 89-years-young, Betty has recorded a rap track with British singer and songwriter, Luciana. Betty has laid down vocals for a remix of the song I’m Still Hot, rapping about her age and not letting her age slow her down.

Here’s ax excerpt:

I may be a senior but so what?
I’m still hot
I left my Emmys in my beatbox!
I will get you sweaty because I’m the big Betty!

I love it already…Where can we purchase this fabulous creation? We have to treasure everything Betty does, because she’s just that awesome. Who’s with me?

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Yesterday, veteran actress Betty White came out swinging against Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen over their party lifestyles.

Now, we’re hearing that Lindsay is telling her friends that she’s saddened that Betty decided to rip her a new one. She also said that Betty has no right to judge her.

A source close to Lindsay said that Lindsay isn’t angry with Betty, but she is disappointed that Betty called her out when she’s been trying to get her life back together.

So far, there has been no word from the warlock.

Attention young Hollywood, Betty White is tired of your crap! More specifically, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan!

Why, might you ask? Simple, they are ungrateful for their fame!

In a new interview, she said, “They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful. I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in showbusiness, and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world and they don’t appreciate it.”

She went on to say, “Respect your profession. There is an enormous population out there, who would sell their souls to do what you do. It’s an amazing life, so make sure you appreciate every minute of it.”

I totally stole this from the pink suit mafia, but here it is! Legendary actress Betty White has gotten her own comic book!

Straight from the same people who brought us all Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga comics (for which they are being sued), BlueWater Comics is gearing up to release Betty’s comic in November.

Thanks Robyn!

Now that Betty White has her own show, Hot In Cleveland, she may have taken a bit of a liking to the city.

So much, in fact, that her interests have gotten her to want basketball superstar LeBron James to stay put. In a new video to campaign to get LeBron to stick around, Valerie Bertinelli and Betty White made their plea. Valerie says, “Hi LeBron. Now that we’re Clevelanders, we wanted to join in the effort to please get you to stay. LeBron, please stay.” Betty added, “I’ll make it worth your while.”

Check out the video here!

If the cast of characters in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn have their way, then you might just see Betty White emerging in one of the final installments of the vampire franchise.

And that would make that series more bearable to watch….wouldn’t it?

Robert Pattinson said, “She can be the baby”, referring to Edward and Bella’s daughter, Renesmee.

Kellan Lutz, agreed, adding, “I love Betty. I would love for them to do what they did in Benjamin Button with her and she can be Renesmee.”

Stephenie Meyer even thinks there’s a spot for Betty in the films. She said, We have so many vampires in Breaking Dawn, surely she can fit in somewhere. Wouldn’t it be amazing if she was like just sitting there with a big group of the Volturi? That would be amazing.”

According to sources, Dancing With The Stars wants Betty White to be one of their celebrity dancers!

Since Betty killed it on Saturday Night Live and she has a brand new show, Hot In Cleveland, coming out soon, she has become a hot commodity.

DWTS host Tom Bergeron said that he would love for Betty to come on the show.

What do you think? Should Betty do DWTS? I think she should go for it!

True story: I once saw Betty White when I worked at ***** hotel in Santa Monica back in 1995 or 1996. I was delivering a fax or some delivery to her room and she seemed really cool and it was awesome to meet a real life celebrity. Well, I was about to go, and out of nowhere she throws a bunch of quarters at me (for the tip). They bounced off me and rolled all over the hallway. I looked at her stunned, and she just smiles at me, little old Betty White, like nothing at all is weird about throwing quarters at the delivery boy. I ask her if everything is okay and she slams the door in my face. I picked up the quarters, but I felt really dirty for the rest of the day.

I’m just glad that she finally snapped on TV so everyone can see just how crazy she really is. (continue reading…)

This Britney Spears photo is not real – Poor Britney

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel go sledding – Celebrity VIP Lounge

This is a Betty White post – I Need My Fix

Jason Castro’s album cover is adorable! – Popbytes

Robert Pattinson is not confident with women – Amy Grindhouse

It’s official: Mario Lopez is not gay – Have U Heard

Howard Stern talks smack about Gabourey Sidibe – Celebrity Smack

Corey Feldman’s statement about Corey Haim – Dipped In Cream

Gerard Butler trimmed Jennifer Aniston’s bush – Busy Bee Blogger

Taylor Momsen is windswept – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Tiger & Elin Woods are patching things up – Gossips Anonymous

Even though there is much speculation as to the health of Golden Girl actress Betty White, I can assure you we’ve heard nothing so far.

Her Wikipedia page has not been updated as of late, so we are only left to assume that the future Saturday Night Live host is alive and well.

It all started with a hoax that hit the internet earlier tonight. The rumor stated that it was from TMZ’s website, stating that Betty was found by her assistant after visiting her grandchildren. As you can see from the link, the information looks real. After checking with TMZ, we have found nothing of the sort.

Thank heavens that she’s okay, she is a national treasure. Please stop hoaxing people with our special ladies that we grew up with.

Stay tuned for any relevant updates…