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Beyonce narrowly escaped death as she swung open the door of her Mercedes, only to have it ripped off of the car by a taxi.

The singer and husband Jay-Z were on their way to Japanese eatery Zuma when she opted to make a pit stop at Harrods. A taxi cab crashed into the car, taking it off its hinges and only missed Beyonce by centimeters.

A source said, “It was terrifying to watch. It all happened so quickly, the taxi came out of nowhere. She seemed very shaken and was lucky to be alive. A couple of seconds difference and God knows what could have happened.”

The duo dumped the car and was given a replacement to take them to dinner.

Here’s Beyonce with her husband Jay-Z, only he’s not in the picture because she totally looks homeless here. Seriously, did she fire her stylist or just decide to wing it?

The duo were headed out for a casual (obviously) night for the Avenue’s one-year anniversary party. Stars should never wing it, I decided.

Beyonce’s new video for Why Don’t You Love Me has premiered in full and you can check it out below!

The song was written by Bey and her sister Solange, Eddie Smith III, Jesse Rankins, Jonathan Wells and Angela Beyince.

Check it out! (continue reading…)

According to the New York Post via MediaTakeOut, dance diva Beyonce is pregnant with her and Jay-Z’s first child.

MediaTakeOut reports:

It’s been a long time waiting . . . but now it’s finally happened. MediaTakeOut.com just learned from a ROCK SOLID source that legendary singer Beyonce and her hip hop mogul husband Jay Z are expecting their first child together.

According to our source Beyonce is doing fine and resting (for now), but she’s expected to continue working throughout her pregnancy. And we’re also told that Jay Z is EXTREMELY happy to be having his first child with Bey.

I’ll believe it when we have official confirmation from either camp. What do you think?

Rapper 50 Cent has revealed in a new interview that he has a crush on Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna. He said that he would love to get married to all three of the ladies, in Africa, and have tons of babies with them.

He said, “I would kiss Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna. I would marry Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna in Africa, I’d have three wives! And I would avoid wearing condoms and have really big families.”

Fiddy also spoke out about Bey’s and Gaga’s video for Telephone. He said, “I think the video is hot. But there’s a shot in the video in the diner that’s just breasts. And it looks great, but if I shot the same shot in my music video, they would make me edit that immediately. Even if I had someone who was recognizable female talent that was part of the project, they wouldn’t allow that to go. They would think it was you taking advantage of a girl for marketing purposes or whatever. It’s their personal perception of your intentions of how you utlize it. Like, ‘It’s Britney bitch’ nobody has a problem with that. But if I say, ‘It’s 50 bitch’, everyone’s like, ‘Oh my God! You got to edit that.’”

Welcome to the world of double standards.

MTV has made their position on Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s new video for Telephone loud and clear: They don’t want any part of it.

The network that was once known for playing music videos regularly has said that Telephone is too provocative and thus, have banned it.

It’s not like the network plays much other than reality television programming anyways, so it’s really not a big loss. I guess they just wanted the publicity for saying no, even though they wouldn’t have played it anyways.

See the official video here.

Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s collaboration video for Telephone has just leaked!

@d_AntiNice on Twitter leaked the video exclusively just now. He also runs http://d-antinicerocks.com/, but apparently his site is a bit hosed up right now. Watch it after the jump! (continue reading…)

Yesterday, we were treated to a newly leaked photo featuring Lady Gaga for her upcoming video for Telephone. And today, we’ve got a first look at a newly leaked photo of Beyonce for her part in the video.

As we first reported, the music video will make its world premiere on March 11, 2010. Stay tuned!

Beyonce’s father, Matthew Knowles, has been ordered to pay child support after a court ruling on Tuesday. He was said to have been ordered to pay $8,200 per month for his reported two week old son, Nixon, of whom was said to be the result of an affair.

Knowles is said to be taking a DNA test on March 1, 2010 to determine paternity and whether or not he’ll have to continue support payments.

That seems like they are putting the cart before the horse, asking him to pay support before establishing that he’s the baby’s father. Perhaps he’s agreeing to it because he knows there’s a good chance that he’s the daddy?

They need to call Maury Povich stat.

Beyonce’s father ordered to pay child support – Amy Grindhouse

Kevin Eubanks is leaving The Tonight Show? – Celebrity Smack

Robert Pattinson cops a feel – Tragicomical

Christina Aguilera is working it on Hollywood Blvd – I Need My Fix

Britney Spears’ behind the scenes at her Candies shoot – Poor Britney

Mischa Barton loves the cheeba – Dipped In Cream

Lady Gaga goes diva at the Brit Awards – Busy Bee Blogger

According to Contact Music, Beyonce was doing a concert for her “I Am…” world tour when the concert ended with violence.

Violent youths opened fire after the concert in Salvador on Wednesday night outside of the Parque de Exposicoes venue. These violent offenders began shooting at fans who were exiting the arena. Police returned fire and no one was said to have been hurt.

Scary!

According to reports, Beyonce is gearing up to record a duet with Kings Of Leon. Talk about weird collaborations!

She was said to have approached Nathan, Caleb, Jared and Matthew Followill at a Grammy afterparty where she discussed the joint venture.

A source said, “Beyonce looked stunning and was chatting to virtually every major star on hand. She kissed Kings Of Leon on their cheeks and congratulated them on winning an award for ‘Use Somebody’. They were chatting for ages. She knows how huge they are in the UK and loves their album. She was scouting for people to collaborate with and has been talking about doing something different with a rock band. Kings Of Leon would be perfect.”

What do you think? I think she needs to collaborate with Lady Gaga more, but that’s my humble opinion.

Beyonce took home six Grammys tonight and performed her song “If I Were A Boy”, along with a cover of Alanis Morissette’s “You Oughtta Know”.

“If I Were A Boy” was pretty good, but she murdered “You Oughtta Know”. No one should ever be allowed to cover that song unless they know for sure that they can rock it.

Check out her performances after the jump! (continue reading…)

The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards have kicked off with a performance by Elton John and Lady Gaga and they are both wearing dirt all over their faces. It’s a weirdness competition.

Here are the winners from tonight’s telecast: (continue reading…)

For her Grammys performance, Lady Gaga is rumored to be singing her song “Telephone” with none other than Beyonce!

It’s only a rumor at this point, but we’ll take that any way we can get it. I absolutely love this song. I have to wonder what kind of craziness Gaga will do this time. She should totally dress as the Statue Of Liberty wearing a bagel on her head with shoes made from Pepsi bottles. Then I’d definitely watch. Wouldn’t you?

No matter, whatever she does will be equally as crazy. Are you excited?!???

The Grammys air on Sunday, January 31, 2010 at 8PM EST.

Beyonce is taking a six month break from singing and performing to just enjoy life. Rumor has it that she is planning on doing more than just enjoying the sights.

Once she hangs up the microphone in February, she’s planning on recharging her batteries and just living life. She also admitted that she’s been waiting for some downtime to start family planning with hubby Jay-Z.

She told Allure, “I definitely want to have a child. I hope that those things will just happen naturally. I still haven’t had time to relax.”

Take all of the time you need, Bey. Your fans will be waiting.

Beyonce is expanding her reach into the gaming community by introducing her “Style Savvy” fashion-themed game to the Nintendo DS and Nintendo DSi.

According to Nintendo’s website, the game allows you to do these things:

# You can stock your store with items from 16 different in-game designer labels, each with its own distinct style and price point. Style Savvy includes more than 10,000 items and a range of customers with a variety of styles and personalities.

# Every day customers who walk through the door of your shop tell you their shopping budget and the kind of clothing they want. If you make them look good, they’ll be back – or they might even stick around and spend more.

# Once you build up some cash, then it’s time for you to go shopping to stock your store. You can expand your inventory or start getting ready for seasonal changes, which are timed to the calendar of the Nintendo DS™ system.

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Demi Lovato involved in drugs?? – Hollywood Dame

New Lil’ Wayne Video “She’s On Fire” – Hollywood On Crack

Simon Cowell says sayonara to Idol – Dipped In Cream

Britney Spears does not hate her body – Poor Britney

Beyonce is taking a 6-month break – Allie Is Wired

Gossip:

Rebecca Romijn & her twins “Got Milk” ad – Amy Grindhouse

Christina Aguilera scratches her cooter – Tragicomical

Beyonce is “Allure” magazine’s February 2010 cover girl and she’s looking pretty sharp! It’s not the clearest of photos taken for the cover and we’ll have a sharper one asap.

It’s a good cover, but she’s done better. Don’t you think?

According to sources, Beyonce performed at a New Year’s Eve party for those with close terrorist affiliations.

Toya’s World reports: (continue reading…)

These new ads featuring Beyonce plugging some new Samantha Thavasa handbags have just surfaced today. The ads were spotted in a brand new Japanese magazine. (continue reading…)

Here’s a newly released previously unheard Destiny’s Child song, called “Twirk”. This song makes me miss DC, and not just Beyonce, but all of the girls.

Listen to the song, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Beyonce’s new song, “Waiting” has just been leaked and we’ve got the audio for you on our sister site, Tragicomical.

It seems to be an unfinished demo, but you can let us know what you think of the song in the comments below.