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Wow! Now that Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s daughter Bobbi Kristina has been busted for doing cocaine last week, we’ve learned that she has a sex tape, as well!

We have not seen the tape, nor will we allow any links to said tape, primarily because it’s very likely that she was underage when it was made.

MediaTakeOut claims that they were approached by a guy trying to sell them the tape featuring Bobbi and an ex-boyfriend of hers. The tape was said to be “freaky” and “explicit”.

For the record, she is 18 now, but because we have not and will not view the footage, we cannot comment on her age at the time of filming. But still! Is she trying to go the same route to fame as Montana Fishburne?

This “Celebrity Fit Club” crap made its debut on VH1 last night and we got the chance to get up close and personal with Kevin Federline’s blubber. Not that we wanted to.

Also towing the fat for the show is his ex, Shar Jackson, along with Whitney Houston reject, Bobby Brown and former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach.

K-Fed looks really gross, doesn’t he? Bas, call me!